Tell Me Nothing

[SPKrazy]

about yourself

just lie to me!

:evilgrin:

[Broken_Hero]

1. I'm Clark Kent....

and I'm here to save planet earth, from Darkseid and his evil cronies...

[SPKrazy]

4. I'm Lex

Luther

I've got a pocket full of Kryptonite

[Broken_Hero]

9. I'm not afraid of you Lex! :)

[SPKrazy]

12. I've Got The Crystal Seed

I will rule the world Superman!~

[Broken_Hero]

17. I see that...

but, I'm just going to fly into outerspace, and fry you with my super duper heat vision...Lex=Toast...

:D

[SPKrazy]

20. Yeah, Bring It On Superfly

i mean superman!

[Broken_Hero]

23. Here comes some heat vision your way bub....

[SPKrazy]

28. Bwaahhaaaa!

is that the best you got?

[Broken_Hero]

42. Okay bub...I got Capt America's shield, and Thors hammer...

prepare yourself, for total annihilation

[SOteric]

2. I don't think we can tell you Nothing.

Most of the folks around here hold it sacred.

[SPKrazy]

5. Surely Someone Has

sweet nothings then?

[Deja Q]

3. I've been married to a lovely lady named Mary Ann for 25 years, 7 months, and 3 days now.

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

6. I've Been Having An

affair with her Hypno for 25 years 6 months and 3 days

sorry?

[Deja Q]

7. Piffle. You'd rather have an affair with me and you know it!

:spray:

[SPKrazy]

10. Shhhhhh!

Mary Ann will hear

[Deja Q]

11. Well, we could invite her in to share her coconut creme pie...

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

13. Oh Mary Ann!

we've got something to tell you

wanna join us?

[SOteric]

8. Gilligan?! Is that you?!

[Deja Q]

14. You bet your sweet bippy I am! Sock it to me! Wait, missed it by that much!

I'm really Dick Martin mixed with Maxwell Smart...

[SPKrazy]

15. I Think It Is!

and that is Mary Ann!

and the rest

[Deja Q]

33. !

:wow:

:spray:

[trof]

16. .

[idgiehkt]

18. here's how the rest of that goes

(and I should know)

God, I feel like hell tonight
Tears of rage I cannot fight
I’d be the last to help you understand
Are you strong enough to be my man?

Nothing’s true and nothing’s right
So let me be alone tonight
Cause you can’t change the way I am
Are you strong enough to be my man?

Lie to me
I promise I’ll believe
Lie to me
But please don’t leave

I have a face I cannot show
I make the rules up as I go
It’s try and love me if you can
Are you strong enough to be my man?

When I’ve shown you that I just don’t care
When I’m throwing punches in the air
When I’m broken down and I can’t stand
Will you be strong enough to be my man?

Lie to me
I promise I’ll believe
Lie to me
But please don’t leave

that should tell you plenty about me, lol

(insert Debbie Downer pic here)

[SPKrazy]

22. Lie To Me!

I need to hear some damned lies!

:banghead:

[idgiehkt]

32. you think you do

but, trust me, you really don't.

Truth is,

:yourock:

though.

[SPKrazy]

38. No, I

need to hear some damned lies today!


:evilgrin:

[idgiehkt]

40. I'm no good at that sort of thing

my lying is passive.

Not good at the spoken kind.

[SPKrazy]

41. Okay

I'm just

oh never mind

:hi:

[idgiehkt]

43. feel free

to pm me and rant or free associate. I'm here, sitting here, all alone, lonely, forlorn, needing someone...er, something to do, someone to fix, someone to listen to, someone to pitch a good rant.

PM box is not full.

[SPKrazy]

45. Okay

PMd

[idgiehkt]

47. Replied

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

48. Gotcha!

thanks

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. I have a large tattoo of Warren G. Harding on my left buttock

[SPKrazy]

30. I Know

I've seen it

[GoddessOfGuinness]

34. I know.

You gave it a scar when you bit it.

[SPKrazy]

35. A Scar?

nuh uh!

I didn't bite it that hard!

just a little luv bite!

:evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

49. You vampires are all alike!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

52. Vouhhhaaaaaaaaaa!

I vant to suck your blood!

Your butt looked like a good place to start!


:rofl: :rofl: :hug:

[TOhioLiberal]

21. Okay, I'll play...

...nothing! Next?

[SPKrazy]

26. Next To Nothing

next

[BarenakedLady]

24. I'm so

FUCKING happy!!!! It's such a wonderful fucking day! I'm in lurve....:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: It's that special and just wonderful? I've never been happier in my whole fucking life! YAY me!

I'll kick this all day in case someone misses it.

:bounce: :bounce:


















now excuse me whilst I go vomit :puke:

[SPKrazy]

25. Good To Hear!

I've had a wonderful fucking day too!

Everyone loves me

My family is happy

My marriage is wonderful

My boss is happy with me

and I'm being promoted to a new job!


:bounce: :bounce:

[BarenakedLady]

37. Kick

Because I'm still so fucking HAPPY and *swoooooooning*. Did everyone get that, or should I kick it again later just in case?

[SPKrazy]

39. WE Got It!

Today is the best day you've had in a long time

Someone actually just told me that as I was talking to them on the phone

I said WTF?

They said, hey things have sucked for a long time, this isn't any different, still sucks!

WTF?

It's a great fucking day that's what it is!

Fuckin' A BNL!

It's all fuckin' good!

:mad: :smoke:

[SPKrazy]

44. Kix for BNL

so the world can see her sarcasm alongside mine

[BarenakedLady]

50. Yes and I'm getting happier by the minute

My new lurve and I are celebrating our 2 hr anniversary. I'm sure this one is a keeper! Not like the last one...that one was just crazy. My new lovah and I will be getting married the day after tomorrow, because it is TRUE LOVE. :loveya: It's DESTINY!

I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY. AREN'T YOU ALL HAPPY FOR ME AND MY NEW LOVE?

la-dee-fucking-da!

[SPKrazy]

51. Effing Happy As Effing Hell!

you and your new lurve are destined for the happiness of a lifetime!

la de da de da de da de da

FUCKING RIGHT YOU ARE!

:hug:

[crim son]

27. I'm confident I won't spend the rest of my life alone

and looking back on my crappy marriage as "the good old days." Also, I look fabulous in a bikini.

[SPKrazy]

29. Good 'Cause

you and me and Rev are going to Belize for a while!

[u4ic]

31. You want me to

lie on you? :o













Ohhh...that's to you...

[SPKrazy]

36. Yes Please!

Lie on me

:evilgrin:

Lie with me

Lie to me

[Wetzelbill]

46. I spent ten years in a Leprechaun colony

waiting for Jesus to save me with one touch of His hand.

Turns out I was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[SPKrazy]

53. *snort*

dork

kidding


:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

54. I'll be playing here all week

:)