When someone 'checks you out'...

[Deja Q]

Please keep it clean. Like an angel singing in the snow.



Edit: Typo (new keyboard, :) :( )

[idgiehkt]

1. I put intimidated just because I am never expecting it

My mind is always a million miles a way...and by the time I figure out why they are looking at me and decide it might be a good idea to smile back or whatever, it's over.

[Roon]

3. Me too eom

[Radio_Lady]

91. I find it better than just "checking out...."

CROAKING.
DYING.
DEAD.

[SOteric]

2. Usually, honoured. But intimidated is not out of the question.

It's more in the manner in which the 'checking out' occurs, or sometimes in the case of the generally ~eerie~ qualities of the person doing the scoping.

[hunter]

4. Huh, what? Really???

I'm always the last to know.

[Guava Jelly]

5. I think it's cool to be checked out.

I am a straight male but i don't care who checks me out guy or gal or vegetable.
Not that it happens much. :(

[SPKrazy]

39. Hey, That Carrot Is Checking You Out dude!

maybe you can go juice her (in your juicer)

oh..

O8)

[bigwillq]

6. I think it's cool.

I am honored, flattered, think it's funny. I usually laugh if it's someone I know has 'no chance'.

I never feel intimidated.

I take it as a compliment most of the time.

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. How would I know?

To the best of my knowledge, it's never happened. :shrug:

[undeterred]

8. I always wish I would have known ahead of time

so I would have dressed up better. Even if I'm not interested.

[ContraBass Black]

9. I'm actually disappointed

Because only men flirt with me.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

10. I voted "other"...

What is this "being checked out"?

I can be pretty oblivious of a lot of things, especially social things, but I guess I'd be very surprised.

:o

[Deja Q]

11. Looking at your goodies and seeing if it's worth purchasing...

Or for those not keen in relationships, "renting"! :spray:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. I laugh.

[Redstone]

13. I'm just SO sick of it! I know the poor women can't help themselves, but I feel required

to at least give them a smile in return, and my lip muscles are SO worn out by the end of the day!

Sometimes I stay home all day just to rest and recover.

Redstone

[redwitch]

100. I've seen your picture

I can't help but believe what you say is true. :blush:

[rug]

14. . . . . I try to have the exact change ready.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

15. Honored and intimidated.

Not that it ever happens or anything. :)

[crim son]

35. Yeah, that never happens.

:eyes:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

36. Aside from the internets, nope.

:P

[crim son]

37. You won't see what you don't expect to see

even if it happens right in front of your furry face.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

41. I'm an Ewok.

:D

[crim son]

42. And I'm a Lemurian.

We get along famously with Ewoks. :pals:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

46. Excellent!

:pals:

[RetroLounge]

16. Other

They usually follow up with "paper or plastic?

:D

RL

[MichiganVote]

17. Well maybe I just check them out back :)

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

22. What he (or she, sorry, I haven't seen you before) said.

[Lethe]

18. i never know if they are checking me out, or just staring for another reason

most of the looks i get seem to be...."who the fuck is that?"

although when i catch a woman looking at my crotch it has the same effect on me as eating sushi for lunch.....i'm happy all day afterwards.



:smoke:

[Aristus]

19. I checked "I am honored" even though nobody's checked me out

that I know of for probably ten or eleven years. I quit bodybuilding and let myself go. :(

Last time I know of for sure, I was at the heighth of my weight-lifting craze. I went into a store to inquire about a job, and the manager (a woman) kept ogling my chest. All false modesty aside, I had PECS! I mean, I was ripped! And yes, I was wearing a shirt at the time. :+

It felt good; really gratifying 'cause of all the work I'd put into my conditioning. Plus, I'd been an unpopular fatboy in high school, and it was like Ugly Duckling/Swan time.

Not anymore, though. Now I look like Paul Giamatti's younger brother.

[crim son]

20. It really depends who's checking me out and why.

I get some pretty remarkable comments and propositions and it's hard to always feel honored. Ya know?

[Generic Brad]

21. People do that?

Ah, to be young again.

[Glorfindel]

23. "Other" - ah, the good old days when I was WORTH checking out

and the world was a simpler place, and I thought I'd be young and cute *ahem* and virile forever. I had the perfect shape to wear the hip-hugger bell-bottom pants that were extremely popular at the time - very, very tight with huge wide belts and clunky platform shoes. I got checked out a lot and I loved it! Now I'm just a sweet old man, but that also has its advantages. :-)

[Lyric]

24. Honestly? I get embarrassed and a little suspicious.

I have terrible self-esteem. When someone is obviously "checking me out", I tend to think they're making fun of me or something. I get embarrassed because I don't like being the center of attention. Leftover emotional trauma from a bad relationship where I was constantly told how fat and ugly I was.

It's sad that nearly eight good years of ThinkBlue1966 telling me that I'm beautiful and perfect still hasn't managed to erase all of that.

[Deja Q]

25. You're lucky.

:hug:

Congrats!

[Lyric]

26. Yes, I am.

I tell her that every day. :hug:

[Penndems]

27. I'm flattered that I can still attract attention but OTOH, I'm married

and my husband is the jealous type. ;)

[Rob H.]

28. Other: I'm oblivious

I went shopping with a good friend of mine a couple of months ago and as we were on the way back to her car she said, "That salesgirl was cute."

"Yeah, she was."

"She was also checking you out while you were standing in line."

"Really?!"

"Yeah! Didn't you notice?"

"No. I had no idea."

:(

[Nicole]

29. I get the hell out of their way

I think they must be visually impaired so I move before they run into me. :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

30. Psssst....

I'm checking you out!


:evilgrin:






:rofl:

[Nicole]

33. Pssst...........

:spank:


:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

38. Ohhhhhh!

I like that!

do it some more

:loveya: :evilgrin:

[Nicole]

44. I should have known

you would like that. :P

:spank:

[SPKrazy]

45. ...

Only because It Is You Nicole

your spankings are extra special!


:rofl: :hug:

[Nicole]

54. I bet you say that to all the girls

planting clubs on your ass!. :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

55. There Have Been a Couple

then there's the one that tried to iron me with the iron.

Thankfully I don't think that was on purpose, she was just using the bed as an ironing board and I was asleep on it, and sizzle, fry.

She burned me. Ouch. Then I went water skiing a few days later and it got sunburned and really gross and .....

anyway, I have an iron tip shaped scar on my upper arm now to remember her by.

Not that it is bad memories, it is just there.

:eyes: :pals:

[Nicole]

57. OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hot iron to the bare skin. That's like branding. :scared:


:pals:

[SPKrazy]

60. It Woke Me UP!

and I was not happy

there she was ironing her clothes

there I was snapped awake early in the morning going "Oh my gawd"

Yup, I'm branded.

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

31. Never happens.

:shrug:

[EnviroBat]

34. Puuuleeeeese...

Can't believe that...

[BarenakedLady]

40. Tis true

I may get a glance every now and again, but never "checked out" as far as I can tell. And I'm certainly never hit on (IRL). I think I tend to give out a "don't fuck with me vibe", but it's really just that I'm shy and socially anxious.

[SPKrazy]

43. ...

it's funny how that shy and socially anxious vibe gets interpreted as don't fuck with me, or that "I'm too good"

I've had both of those things ascribed to me by others based on how they thought I looked.

I was really very shy and anxious.

I'm much less so now, but it still crops its head up and I have to force myself to be friendly.

sometimes it doesn' t work.

[BarenakedLady]

47. Yes

I think many times throughout my life I've come across as a snob, when in fact it is the quite the opposite. It's hard for me to make eye contact or smile with strangers, but I'm trying.

[SPKrazy]

49. No Don't Do It!

they'll melt if they look in those eyes of yours!

Then they won't be able to talk!

Then you can tell them to do anything and they will!

I have to protect society, don't do it!

:loveya: :hug:

[BarenakedLady]

53. *snort*

Yeah right, if only...

Thanks you are sweet. :hug:

[SPKrazy]

56. I Sent A Press Release Out To All Males In Western New York and

surrounding areas

[BarenakedLady]

62. Oh great

Like my chances to score weren't bad enough. :eyes:

[SPKrazy]

64. Guess You'll Have To Move Now!

poor BNL

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

32. Whaaaa?

what is this "checked out" you speak of??

Don't think I've ever been checked out?

:rofl:

[u4ic]

48. I run for the hills

because all I seem to attract are loons and psychos. :P

[SPKrazy]

50. Knock Knock!

guess who?


:rofl: :crazy:

[u4ic]

59. See what I mean?

:P

[SPKrazy]

63. Yup!

loonies everywhere are looking for you u4ic

It seems we are all connected by some telepathic link.

I hear the voices saying "here she comes'

must get to her!

:rofl:

[billyskank]

67. and gophers

:D

[u4ic]

103. The gophers loved YOU

It was your leg that was being straddled, after all. ;-)



Hello, billyboy! Happy New Year to you! :hug: :loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

68. So am I a loon or a psycho?

:7

:hi:

[u4ic]

104. I plead the fifth

:P

[Pretty Go Pale]

51. When someone checks me out . . .

. . . I feel like a library book.

[SPKrazy]

52. Do They Sign You Out With A Card?

or do you have a bar code that gets scanned?















:rofl: :yourock:

[Pretty Go Pale]

58. Hi, Southpawkicker

It's only fair that I feel that way, because I'm way overdue.

[SPKrazy]

61. Good One!

Hi back Pretty Go Pale PGP

:headbang: :hug:

[Pretty Go Pale]

65. Hi, Southpawkicker

Is your dog friendly? The close-up of the face inspires . . . fear in me.

[SPKrazy]

94. My Dog

is a polar bear

don't know if he's friendly

his habitat is being destroyed by multinational corporations with no allegiance to countries who are polluting the atmosphere and causing global warming and killing him

so he's a little PISSED

but he seems to be okay as my avatar

[MnFats]

66. disbelief? no, that's not right.

i am flattered....tho it doesn't occur as often as when i had a swimmer's body.

[Mutley]

69. I'm usually oblivious

But on the few occasions when I noticed it, I felt honored and intimidated.

[billyskank]

70. mutley!!

:loveya:

[Mutley]

74. Hey billy!!

:loveya:

I've missed you. :hug:

[billyskank]

75. I have missed you too!

:hug: I hope you don't mind me checking you out. ;) :*

[Mutley]

87. Not at all.

;)

:*

[La Lioness Priyanka]

71. depends who is checking me out/

[Brewman_Jax]

72. I feel cool!

All that gym time is working!

[eyepaddle]

73. Y'know, I don't think I've ever caught anybody doing it....

And if they are (let's just say) checkin' out my glutes--how am I gonna know?

Well, to be fair, girls used to pinch my buttocks fairly often back in college, tragically it doesn't seem to happen anymore :cry:

I voted other, but I guess I'd have to say flattered--if I ever figured out somebody was doing it!

(tee hee--I said "doing it" giggle) ;)

[Jimbo S]

76. N/A. Never happened to me.

[meegbear]

77. Akward ...

I grew up obese, so when people would "check me out", they were staring at me because of my fat and make a rude comment.

So when people check me out, I kinda feel like they're trying to find something wrong with me. Something I gotta get over.

[Courtesy Flush]

78. Um, yeah. Right. Happens all the time.

When discussing girl watching (and girl chasing) with "the guys", I pretty much just smile and nod.

Let's face it. When I walk into a bar, nobody's saying "keep away from the short crippled one... he's MINE!"

It's just a world that's never been open to me. Fortunately, I'm happily married, so I don't feel like I'm missing anything... much.

[Lowell]

79. When it happens to me

my first reaction is to check and see if my fly is down. If not then I figure I'm either staggering or slurring my speech.

[LeftyMom]

80. I wonder why. nt

[bridgit]

81. I think nothing of it...

[Patiod]

82. I'm assuming they are intimidated by my height

And they usually are (especially short guys)

[Book Lover]

83. Other: The good fortune of being fat and older is the lack of leering

Puts men in a whole new perspective when you truly can just observe their mating rituals.

[LaraMN]

84. I get RAGINGLY mad!

Wherein "ragingly mad" means "feeling relatively indifferent, since everyone checks out everyone else, because it's human nature".

[La Lioness Priyanka]

85. lara you are too funny

[reyd reid reed]

86. I'm usually

surprised. Stunned, actually.

[SPKrazy]

96. Really? I Bet You Get Checked Out A Lot!

I've seen your pics

you are worth checking out!

:evilgrin: :loveya:

[Shell Beau]

88. It really depends! Sometimes I am creeped out. Actually

most of the time I am creeped out, but every now and then I find it flattering. It is all about the approach! One man called me vibrant and I got so tickled. Never been told that one before.

[SKKY]

89. Eventhough I'm married, and obviously couldn't do anyting about it...

...it's still nice when someone notices.

[applegrove]

90. I feel terror. I was harassed in the workplace..I am terrified of anyone

acting non-professional. Just an over-reaction I know. PTSD. So I really mind my own business and set boundaries.

[SPKrazy]

98. Geez, That Pisses Me Off

harassment anywhere is wrong.

The workplace is a terrible place for it especially because of so many power issues and economic fears, fear of reprisal, etc.

Sorry that happened to you.

:pals:

[applegrove]

108. Thank you. Yes..reprisals are terrible. It is long over now.

[NMDemDist2]

92. I check them out back

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

95. Does That Mean You Take Them Out Back And Check Them?

or you check them out back?

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

97. Or checks their backs?

[NMDemDist2]

102. depends on how good they look

:evilgrin:

[Rhythm]

93. i probably wouldn't notice it, even if it was obvious...

i AM captain oblivion.

[lizziegrace]

99. I look around to see who they're REALLY looking at

:shrug:

[SPKrazy]

101. ...

and when it's you

what do you do then?

:shrug: :hug:

[lizziegrace]

105. Trust me, it's not me!

:rofl:

It's usually my daughter.

[SPKrazy]

106. I've Seen Both Of Your Pictures

and you are both beautiful women!

:shrug:

so, I think that it isn't always your daughter

:hug: :loveya:

[ForrestGump]

107. I'm oblivious, usually

I was just getting better at not being so astoundingly clueless in reading signals from females when I started doing my current job and, because I'm accordingly 'checked out' by pretty much everyone who sees me, now I've compounded obliviousness by basically becoming inured to it all...I ignore much of it now.

One day I'll get it right...

:-)

[swimboy]

109. I get tickled.

B-)

[Q3JR4]

110. When someone checks me out...

I don't realize it until a couple of days later. I lead a sad life that way.

:P

[buddhamama]

111. i am oblivious,

unless they make themselves very obvious.

i bop around dumb and happy when i am out. i don't pay close enough attention to notice such things.

[tigereye]

112. I think it's funny

since I'm lurching toward 50 and usually have a kid in tow. It was a very rare occurrence when I was young and available.

[NewWaveChick1981]

113. I smile and wave.

:D :hi:

[sammythecat]

114. Damn right I feel intimidated

I'll check out when my time is up. No need for assistance, thank you.

[Left Is Write]

115. I tend not to notice.