New Year's wishes

[Brewman_Jax]

compliments of one of my health newsletters:

May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastroenterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber and the IRS.

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.

May New Year's Eve find you seated around the table together with your beloved family and cherished friends. May you find the food better, the environment quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure much more fulfilling than anything else you might ordinarily do that night.

May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you delight them. May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your blemishes and tell the world about your virtues.

May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish dinner, may the commercials on the TV not be louder than the program you are watching, and may your checkbook and your budget balance, and include generous amounts for charity.

May you remember to say, "I love you" at least once a day to your spouse, your significant other, your child, your parent, your siblings; but not to your secretary, your nurse, your massage therapist, your hairdresser, or your tennis instructor.

And may we live in a world at peace and with the awareness of God's love in every sunset, every flower's unfolding petals, every baby's smile, every lover's kiss, and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of our heart.

Best wishes to all in the New Year.

[Heidi]

1. Happy New Year, Lurking_Argyle!

:hi:

[billyskank]

3. *smooch*

:*

The first of 2007!

(The first of many) :D

:hi:

[Heidi]

5. Why, thank you, dah-ling!

:*

:loveya:

[billyskank]

6. Happy new year beautiful!

:loveya:

[Brewman_Jax]

8. Thanks much

[Callalily]

2. Happy New Year Lurking_Argyle

Here are some New Year wishes that I received via an e-mail this morning.

My Wish for You in 2007 . . .

May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.

May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills.

May love stick to your face like Vaseline and laughter assault your lips!

May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy.

May the problems you had forget your home address!

In simple words, may 2007 be the best year of your life…really.

[billyskank]

4. Happy New Year dearest 'Fugue!

:hug:

:loveya:

[Callalily]

7. Awww thanks Billy!

May 2007 bring you love, joy, laughter, and peace in your heart.

:loveya: :hug:

[Brewman_Jax]

9. Thanks much

[Brewman_Jax]

10. Shameless kick

for the afternoon readers. :kick:

[In_The_Wind]

11. Happy New Year!

:loveya:

[Brewman_Jax]

13. Joan!

Merry New Year to you, too!

[In_The_Wind]

15. May all of those wishes for us come true!

:loveya:

I truly hope you have a great year! :thumbsup:

[BarenakedLady]

12. Best wishes to you as well

Thank you...

:hug:

[Brewman_Jax]

14. Merry New Year to you, too!