Give me a break.... Do women actually wear these? (PHOTO)

[Radio_Lady]

Why not just put on a piece of string? This can't be comfortable. Just sayin'...

When they made this garment, they didn't have ME in MIND!

[WindRavenX]

1. I'm hoping it's just for, um, in the bedroom...

...because that looks about as comfortable as a nail in my forehead :scared:

[Radio_Lady]

5. No, siree! Nail in the forehead would be MORE comfortable!

:ROFL:

[BlueStorm]

2. Wow that is some sexy

underwear...

MMmmmrrrrorrrowww!!!


BLue

[bicentennial_baby]

3. it's sex underwear....

simple as that... :)

[Radio_Lady]

7. So, what does somebody do with that... floss their teeth... or

maybe it's edible?

I'm sorry. This does nothing for me.

[bicentennial_baby]

9. Entice and all that jazz...

:D

[Radio_Lady]

11. Crap. I can entice without that kind of doofus garment!

[bicentennial_baby]

12. Hey, you asked!

:P

:hi:

[Radio_Lady]

15. It looks like flesh with no "anatomically correct" anything...

Oh, I get it.

It's for BARBIE!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. I don't get what's not "anatomically correct" about the picture.

:shrug:

[zanne]

28. There is no pubic hair. That is what's missing. nt

[LeftyMom]

4. Not for long, I'm sure.

I've got underwear skimpier than that, but I've never worn them for longer than needed to take photos.

[BrotherBuzz]

6. I think someone neglected to read the instructions

That piece of hardware appears to be a sling.

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[BrotherBuzz]

19. LOL, sounds like you're writing copy for the Veg-O-Matic®

Ron Popeil would be very proud. ;)

[AlienAvatar]

8. Garment!?

Doesn't seem quite up to the level of "garment", does it? That just sounded funny to me.

[Radio_Lady]

14. Well, according to Merriam Webster, she's "equipped" with some kind of "garment" -- IMHO.

Maybe it should be a "garnish"? Like parsley? That's it. We need a sprig of parsley with this thong thing...

garment
3 entries found for garment.
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garment<1,noun>garment<2,transitive verb>garment bag

Main Entry: 1gar·ment
Pronunciation: 'gär-m&nt
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French garnement, from "garnir" -- to equip -- more at GARNISH
: an article of clothing

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. Yeah, if you really want to have fun.

Why do you think God invented razors?

[Radio_Lady]

16. 1) God didn't invent razors. 2) What good are they nearest any person's

most sensitive areas?

3) I got shaved for the birth of one baby in 1968. There is nothing more irritating than growing out hair after a woman gives birth... talk about UNCOMFORTABLE, MISERABLE, ITCHING! For baby #2, in 1969, at my insistence, they completely washed and dried the area -- and left it natural. Billions of people have been born that way. A hair isn't going to kill a baby. Luckily, I had no episiotomy with either child, and no anesthesia.

3) Is there an answer to your question, or is it just rhetorical?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. Well, I was just joking about God inventing razors but...

if you do it properly, ingrown hairs and itching should not be a problem.

And yes, there is an answer to my joking question. Practicality. That's all I'm going to say. If you don't get it, you don't do it.

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. I know!

You wind it up and she flies around the room, right?

:bounce:

[gr8dane_daddy]

21. There is a God!

man, I'm distracted.

[Ariana Celeste]

22. If I had a body like that,

I would probably wear something like that, too. :D

Looks uncomfortable, but it's hot!

[Robeson]

23. Me too! That is, .....

...if I had a body like that...:D

[WCGreen]

24. It proves she is a meticulous groomer....

[ironflange]

25. I think the idea behind it is. . .

. . .that she would not have to wear it long enough for it to become uncomfortable.

[xchrom]

26. i prefer lacy La Perla stuff.

but that's just me.

[QMPMom]

27. butt floss

[carly denise pt deux]

29. I sure couldn't wear one........it would get lost n/t

If I had the figure for it, I still don't know if I would wear one, those look mighty uncomfortable to me......women wear those so there are no panty lines.....sorry, people would just have to see my lines, they don't have to look, I wanna be comfortable.

[Dirty Hippie]

30. Imagine what it would look like with stubble

You KNOW they photoshopped it out.

[Richardo]

31. Are you sure it's not an ad for a razor?

[buddhamama]

32. Locking...

The old saying "what you can't see won't hurt you" is true here.

Sincerely,
buddhamama- DU Mod