Are you the only one who really exists?

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

Sorry, I'm the only one who actually exists, which means you just THINK you're real.

But you're not.

Sorry. I just thought you should know the truth.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

1. Who are you talking to?

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

3. Not you, because YOU don't exist.

Duh...

[Whoa_Nelly]

2. Must really suck to be the only one around...

Can you think me doing this? :P


Merry Christmas, PNO!

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

4. It's not too bad, really.

Turns out i have a GREAT imagination. :rofl:

[Theduckno2]

5. You poor little solipsist!

I hope you will accept a wish of "Season's Greetings" from one of us cleverly designed androids.

:hi:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

7. Do androids dream of electric sheep?

:evilgrin:

I accept greeting of all stripe, at all times. I hope you do also.

[hfojvt]

8. not if they can help it

they'd much rather dream of Daryl Hannah





who, of course, played an Android in the movie Blade Runner





I appreciate you dreaming up that book and also John Brunner's "The Sheep Look Up" Christ, what an imagination you've got.



Or was that from "Stand On Zanzibar"?

Now, you've just imagined that I got up and walked across the room to find that on page number 9, number 9, number 9 of Stand.

You also imagine that my computer is playing Queen's "I'm going slightly mad" :crazy:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

9. I'm pretty sure it was The Sheep Look Up.

Loved the Blade Runner/Hannah reference!

[leftofthedial]

6. naw. I'm the only one who doesn't

[Hissyspit]

10. Not any more, I used to be. n/t

[chknltl]

11. Dear God, could you imagine us up a nicer world please?

Here is what I feel would be an important step toward making your imaginary world a much happier place: Please stop those imaginary demons from sending us SPAM! Just so you know, I am not interested in better rates on a home mortgage, nor do I need any more free cell phones and I am quite pleased with the ring tone that came with the one I bought years ago. They can keep all that loot I won in the Irish Lottery I never entered and even if that guy in Nigeria learned to use a good dictionary BEFORE trying to get me to share in those millions he found I would rather he spent my portion on better schools for himself and his countrymen.

I already have a Hi Def TV and as I've no room for another, the one I just won should be donated to the Goodwill. I am quite pleased with the size of my...um...well you know and I really think keeping it up for 4 hours is a bit much anyway so ya'll can keep those pills. At 52 I think my college days are behind me so thanks but no thanks on those schools who want me to sign on. Lastly I am pretty much an atheist so I would likely get little use out of that Bible on DVD. If you could imagine away those particular demonic spammers then I assure the world would be a far happier place.

Thanks and Merry Christmas
One of your imaginary hippies: chknltl :hi:

[swag]

12. You call this existing?

[Orsino]

13. I don't know why I even ask myself these questions. n/t