My son FINALLY listened to me. He left Santa a ham sandwich and a beer, instead of

[Redstone]

cookies and milk.

Santa's pretty happy right now, even if the kid did go a bit light on the mayo.

Redstone

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Beer and a sandwich are what we always left for Santa.....

He always seemed to thoroughly enjoy it. :)

[lizziegrace]

2. Hah!

:rofl:

Glad Santa's happy. :)

[dropkickpa]

3. Our first attempt tonight

to leave out cookies was confiscated (by the damn dog, didn't she realize she'd be getting them later?!?!) So we had to go back and put a couple more, this time on the mantle where garbage hound can't reach.

But next year, we are so doing the sandwich and beer thing!!

[Redstone]

5. Yep. I told my kid: "Don't you think the Big Guy gets tired of cookies?" And furthermore,

the reindeer are dragging the sleigh around, so it doesn't matter if Santa has a beer or two.

Redstone

[ellisonz]

10. Santa's a big man...one or two,

more like 4 or 5.

:beer:

[GOPisEvil]

4. Next year, pizza!

Santa likes variety. ;)

[Redstone]

7. Or maybe a cheesesteak hoagie? I like your thinking.

Redstone

[GOPisEvil]

8. Flying around the world gets monotonous at times.

Maybe some TexMex one year. Tamales would be great with a Dos Equis or two.

[Deja Q]

13. Or a rack of lamb with a cognac!

:9

[texas1928]

6. Just remember Santa does not belch...

So mind your manners.

[Danger Mouse]

9. Santa better be careful flying his sleigh...

...especially if more kids start following his example...

[Kutjara]

11. But what if Santa is an observant Jew...

...or a Muslim? Perhaps a salt-beef on rye or some pastrami would be better.

Of course, if St. Nick is Hindu...

[UncleSepp]

16. Hmm... long beard, funny hat, works on Christmas...

By George, I think you've figured it out. Santa's a Jew! :-P

Merry Everything

[Hippo_Tron]

12. Haha, good logic, Santa has gotta get tired of milk and cookies at every other house

Leave something different and you'll get better gifts.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

14. LOL.

:rofl:

You crack me up, Redstone.

:rofl:

Merry Christmas to you, the wife, the sons, and those two adorable critters you've got. :)

[conscious evolution]

15. So this is how

Rudolph got the red nose.
He's all lit up!!!

[Beausoir]

17. Why haven't I thought of this?

We left cookies, carrots and egg nog. The kitten drank the egg nog and barfed on my new slippers.