Woo hoo! The Benny Hinn Miracle Crusade is comin' to town - should I go?

[T Roosevelt]

[maxanne]

1. I would be

so tempted to go see that hair in person. :evilgrin:

[jokerman93]

2. Benny Hinn is a farking genius

Have you ever watched that guy operate? Very smooth, original approach to an old carnival attraction. He has managed to take psychic exoticism of the heathen kind and plant it deeply inside the night soil of the Christian Television side-show experience!

Benny Hinn portrays the mystical savant for God's sake! And the mob loves it!

[tridim]

3. You should go and pretend you're crippled

then when he pushes you over, get up and beat the crap out of him or sue him for assault.

[drb]

6. Amen!

Go up with a headache and become paralyzed on stage, so they have to call the paramedics!! :D

[madrchsod]

4. before making the film "leap of faith"

steve martin travelled with benny to research his role in the movie. a good movie with a great soundtrack . i know if benny was close i`d see him,hey it`s quite the show!!

[put out]

5. Yes, go, and then when he "heals" you

Fake a seizure! Or a sudden-onset, crushing migraine! Become suddenly paralyzed!

I mean absolutely no disrespect to anyone with these maladies, but that man infuriates me for preying on desperate people having real pain.

Edit: Love the spell-check. Can you do something about screwed-up syntax and make me sound smart?

[NightTrain]

7. I think my eyes are tired

I initially misread your post as the Benny HILL Miracle crusade! :eyes:

[pasadenaboy]

8. If you can put with being begged for money for a couple of hours

you could like it. Maybe you could get some hair styling advise from Brother Hinn.