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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-19-06 05:52 PM
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Damnit, can't all you farters please find someplace else to unload your noxious fumes
The lounge is starting to get real stinky in here, why should I put up with it just because your colon is inflamed with something cooked normally for the spawn of satan

:popcorn:
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-19-06 05:54 PM
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1. Locking.
No bodily function threads.

Discussions of bodily functions are only allowed in smilie format:

:puke:
:cry:
:hurts:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-19-06 05:55 PM
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2. Sorry
It was all the brussel sprouts. Christmas lunch at work, don't you know.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-19-06 05:57 PM
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3. i'd rip ass in GD, but with all the flames, it would go up like the Hindenburg
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-19-06 05:57 PM
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5. ......
:spray: :spray: :spray:
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Little Wing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-19-06 06:02 PM
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7. Oh, the HUGH MANATEE!
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-19-06 05:57 PM
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4. Fart in your SUVs, dammit, not in my pristine personal space, dammit. nt
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-19-06 06:00 PM
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6. Your right to fart ends where my nose begins.
You farters could quit this filthy addiction if you really wanted to.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-19-06 06:03 PM
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8. (eats huge plate of cabbage, beans, and sweet potato while staring menacingly)
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carly denise pt deux Donating Member (855 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-19-06 06:12 PM
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9. Time for some action
opens windows, sprays lysol......lights incense........oh wait, that isn't incense....
Carly
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-19-06 06:12 PM
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10. Locking...
who released the bodily function



Sincerely,
buddhamama- DU Mod
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