"Irritate a Liberal" calendar on EBAY - still available!

[undeterred]

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The official Irritate a Liberal 2007 Calendar is now here! Just place it on the wall (preferably within eyesight of your favorite politically challenged person) and let the calendar do the rest... all... year... long!

Each month is dedicated to annoying a liberal in a different way. I know, the year would have to be several thousand months long in order to do that task justice, but we did the best we could with only twelve. As follows:

January: Name ONE liberal social program: 1) that was created to solve a problem,
2) Solved the problem, 3) and went out of business.

February: War never solved ANYthing... Except slavery, Nazism, Fascism and Communism.

March: Why is it that singing "Allah Bless America" just doesn't sound right?

April: Name one country that has ever taxed itself into prosperity.

May: It is the SOLDIER who gives us the right to demonstrate, NOT the demonstrator.

June: Try to follow along... 1 Man + 1 Woman = 1 Marriage

July: The USA - Freeing people since 1776

August: In July 1947 a UFO crashed in Roswell, NM. Nine months later Al Gore was
born. Coincidence?

September: Let's pretend 9/11 never happened!

October: Question Professors

November: After 40 years of liberal social engineering... why is there still poverty?

December: Infidel and Proud!

These calendars are printed in FULL COLOR on 8.5 X 11 stock and spiral bound at the top.


ONLY $12.95 each
(Plus $1.35 shipping)

In addition, we have Year at a Glance calendars on which you can place the picture and text of ANY of our famous (infamous?) bumper stickers. (See our eBay store.)

Finally, be sure to check out our Military Calendars—distinctive and unique calendars for each of our armed services; Army, Navy, Navy Air, Air Force, Marine Corps and Coast Guard. (You'll love the captions on each month!)

[Mad_Dem_X]

1. Oh, BROTHER...

That's all I can say about that. :eyes: :puke:

[Left Is Write]

2. Let me just tackle two of those 12.

May: It is the SOLDIER who gives us the right to demonstrate, NOT the demonstrator.

Actually, I believe it's the Constitution that gives such a right.


July: The USA - Freeing people since 1776

:rofl:



I wonder how many emails this person has received through his/her eBay profile.

[Arugula Latte]

11. I hope the slaves appreciated getting their freedom in 1776 ...

Oh, wait ...

[undeterred]

3. I especially like April and October

We can blame the current "prosperity" on tax cuts.

And "Question Professors", well that's just brilliant.

[Left Is Write]

4. Okay, then, I've come up with an answer calendar.

The "Annoy A Conservative" calendar.


JANUARY: Take Human Rights/MLK Day off work and visit a black history museum.

FEBRUARY: Wear your "1-20-09" t-shirt on President's Day.

MARCH: Drink an imported Irish beer on St. Patty's Day.

APRIL: Celebrate Earth Day.

MAY: Spend some time enjoying the May flowers in a taxpayer-supported public park.

June: Visit the public library.

July: Wear all blue on The Fourth. Alternatively, observe Bastille Day.

August: Do your back-to-school shopping at Costco.

September: Eat French toast.

October: Dress up like Satan on Halloween.

November: Serve chicken cordon bleu on Thanksgiving.

December: Wish someone Happy Holidays.

[undeterred]

6. I like it~!

:applause:

But shouldn't thanksgiving be Vegan?

[Left Is Write]

7. I thought of that, then went for the French option.

:D

[plcdude]

8. well done

we should think of some more like September take a labor union member to a labor day picnic. Or Novmeber visit a reservation perhaps they will feed you again.

[Left Is Write]

10. Good choices! I didn't even think of labor unions! (Shame on me.)

[Burma Jones]

5. Irritate a Conservative

Get your Master's Degree.......

[rockymountaindem]

9. Easy answer to question one

The Civilian Conservation Corps, as well as most of the New Deal programs aside from Social Security, which is still with us and is still saving millions of seniors from poverty.

Question four: the Scandanavian countries. Not that I'd want to see a system like that in the US, but they seem happy with what they've got.

Edit to change "conversation" to "conservation". Whoops!

[BarenakedLady]

12. Gack!

:eyes:

[derby378]

13. Interesting how they think our rights come from the MILITARY

"The only rights you have are the ones we give you. And right now, you don't have any!"