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Montauk6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 09:21 PM
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I just figured out who I want to be in life...
Edited on Sat Dec-16-06 09:21 PM by Montauk6
I want to be that guy in the medicine ads who gets instant relief from whatever pill he swallows.

Sucks on a Ricola, BOOM no more sore throat.

Drinks a steamy cup of Theraflu, all cold symptoms gone.

Now THAT'S living!
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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 09:22 PM
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1. I agree.
Especially right now, as I am fighting the worst cold I've had all year. And I can't find my Vitamin C chewables. *weeps*
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Montauk6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 09:28 PM
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2. My colds seem to laugh at Vitamin C as they steal its wallet.
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 09:36 PM
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3. Man, that would be great!
But that 4 hour erection might be a bummer! }(
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Montauk6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 10:47 PM
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4. And that constant smooth jazz guitar riff would get old quick!
My wife and I jokingly refer to those spots as "BEER DEEER" time.
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 10:50 PM
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5. ...
:rofl:
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Rosemary2205 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 10:52 PM
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6. The females in the ads have it pretty good too.
If I buy the newest Crest toothpaste will forever be skinny and rich.
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