dogs and their owners annoy the hell out of me....

[mike_c]

I mean, they're annoying slobbery leg humpers who leave crap all over the yard. And, no, the pronoun in that sentence wasn't unintentionally ambiguous-- the jury is still out about that....

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[Ariana Celeste]

1. gasp!

I'm so offended! :D

[graywarrior]

2. Dog's don't bother me. Idiot owners who have no clue about dogs bother me.

I live in a neighborhood surrounded by dog owners. Most of them put their dogs out in their yards at 7 am and let them bark bark bark until someone yells "STFU!" then they bring them back indoors and leave them for the entire day. And most of the dogs are German Shepards, big ones.

I see them walking, or rahter, being pulled down the street by their dogs in the evenings. They have no clue how to manage an animal. I fucking despise them. I feel bad for their dogs having such stupid masters. They have to be rolling their eyes wondering how in hell they ended up being owned by such morons.

[undeterred]

3. Have I ever humped your leg?

Except for that one time after I took a dump in your yard? :blush: slobber :9 slobber :9