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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 04:08 PM
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I just broke wind, how is this a part of an evil conspiracy by the space aliens...
to steal my tinfoil hat, and feed it to a chupacabra, which just gave birth to a hybrid alien child after it was abducted, and taken aboard the mother ship to eat salsa with the Illuminati, and plot a takeover of the world?

:shrug:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 04:10 PM
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1. Unless the chupacabra is breast feeding the hybrid alien child...
This is none of my concern.
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 04:13 PM
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2. If you can find the breasts on this, I guess it is feeding the hybrid alien child:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 04:20 PM
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6. That's a male...
If you look really close you can just make out the circumcision scar.

If the hybrid alien child was trying to smuggle fluids in it's carry-on I might be interested.
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 04:22 PM
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7. Well, it's not exactly fluid...
but not exactly solid either.

I heard the Chupagal let the father decide with the chop-ouchy.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 04:27 PM
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10. The Illuminati would never approve of Chupacapra circumcision...
As is clearly stated in their bylaws.

http://www.rpi.edu/~sofkam/isuny/Journal/vol0_1.html
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 04:27 PM
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11. How do greys feel about it?
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 04:31 PM
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12. Who knows... They only ever talk to the Bilderbergs.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 04:14 PM
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3. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!!!!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 04:15 PM
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4. IBTL
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 04:19 PM
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5. In bathroom too little?
:shrug:
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 04:23 PM
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8. In between two lizards?
:shrug:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-14-06 04:25 PM
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9. Intimacy Betwixt The Labiae (or should the plural be Labias)
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