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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 10:29 PM Original message |
Our dog groomer: Bastard with a Shaver |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 10:36 PM Response to Original message |
1. The groomer shaved your dog's balls and you want us to do what? |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 10:40 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Ummm... it's not quite like that... |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 10:41 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Thank God. I'm up to my ears already. |
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gr8dane_daddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 10:55 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. Don't knock it until you've trie......errrr, nevermind. |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-11-06 03:37 AM Response to Reply #1 |
13. ! |
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Orangepeel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 11:03 PM Response to Original message |
5. I don't know. Baby powder? |
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SammyWinstonJack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 11:08 PM Response to Original message |
6. Calamine lotion? |
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marzipanni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 11:26 PM Response to Original message |
7. My 91-year-old mom would say, "Try Gold Bond Powder !" |
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Omphaloskepsis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-10-06 11:31 PM Response to Original message |
8. I have shaved mine in the past... |
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Whoa_Nelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-11-06 01:56 AM Response to Original message |
9. Pet store has spray for Hot Spot to ease the itch and irritation |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-11-06 01:59 AM Response to Original message |
10. well you could lick and scratch it for him |
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radwriter0555 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-11-06 02:44 AM Response to Original message |
11. It could be a little razor burn. Give the groomer a call and ask them what they suggest |
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sweetheart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-11-06 03:36 AM Response to Original message |
12. well, get a clipper and shave his balls yourself |
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