I just don't like MASCARA

[Guava Jelly]

Maybe i am not putting it on right?
:7

[TOhioLiberal]

1. My problem...

...is I use too much...think 'raccoon eyes' :rofl:

:hi: homie!

[Guava Jelly]

2. just adds to your mystique

Hola Amigo :hi:

[TOhioLiberal]

5. mystique?

...I have mystique?? Who knew? :shrug: :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

6. just about everyone

duhh!! :7

[TOhioLiberal]

20. Really? I had no idea...

[tinfoil tiaras]

3. I don't like mascara when it clumps on your eyelashes

not good at all. :(

[Guava Jelly]

7. I hate that also

I really hate it when it gets into my blue eyeshadow.

[SPKrazy]

4. I Can't Get It Off My Lips

without it clumping up and getting all over my teeth

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

8. I hate that

:7

[SPKrazy]

9. Sometimes I Wake Up With It All Over My Face and Pillow

and if I forget to reapply it, I look just silly


:crazy:

[graywarrior]

10. Here. Practice with this.

[Guava Jelly]

11. Ain't that you and the good Revs boy toy?

:)

[graywarrior]

14. Yes. But she's not here to participate in the fun.

[Guava Jelly]

19. She still sick?

I miss the good Rev. She's a hoot!

[graywarrior]

21. She hasn't been here for almost a week. I PM'd her and got nothing back.

I hope she is OK.

[ghostsofgiants]

12. My roommate has developed an obsession with him.

He plays "Headspin" incessantly. Drives me insane.

[graywarrior]

17. Be happy you don't live in my house. Mr. Gray is just...... I don't know what he thinks anymore.

I downloaded every song by Lukas and play them over and over and over. Hee hee. I smell divorce.

[ghostsofgiants]

29. My roommate isn't single, but he likes to pretend he is.

You can have him if you want. :P

[graywarrior]

35. I have no mre room in my life for more guys.

[ghostsofgiants]

36. Dammit...

So close to getting rid of him! x(

[graywarrior]

37. Which him would that be?

:shrug:

:rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

38. Perhaps I sould have said "them."

:P

[graywarrior]

39. My harem.

:rofl:

[Nikia]

13. I sometimes end up with marks from it under my eye brows

Do I need to close my eyes temporarily while it dries?
I don't wear it as often since I am not allowed to wear it (or any make up) at work, but it is annoying when I do on the weekend and I notice the black marks.

[BarenakedLady]

15. Me too

Who needs makeup? lol. It's not like anyone IRL gives me a second glance anyway. x( I drive a friggin minivan for crying out loud! :rofl:

[Left Is Write]

22. Hey! Are you saying all the hotties around town ignore people like us...

because of our minivans? I thought mine was hot!

[BarenakedLady]

23. Perhaps your minivan is hot

Mine is littered with broken toys, backpacks, and cookie crumbs. Not really the hottie magnet. :rofl:

Oh God, maybe it's just me. :cry:

[SPKrazy]

27. Wahhhh Wahhhhh

give me a break!


:evilgrin:


or a :spank: at least

[Guava Jelly]

28. I find it hard to believe you could ever be ignored!

Well unless the hotties are blind :)

[Guava Jelly]

25. Oh stop it!! Heck i'd give you a third and forth glance

:7

[BarenakedLady]

31. Well you aren't here are you?

I'm invisible in most cases.

Ok, enough self pitying. I'm going to go kill some horde on my geeky online game.

[SPKrazy]

26. Hot Woman In The Minivan!

you might be surprised

I've seen some hot women driving minivans

I've seen your pics

I remember those eyes the most!


:P

[BarenakedLady]

32. You

are the flatterer. I'm watching you.

[SPKrazy]

34. Ooooh!

I like that!

there's those gorgeous eyes!

:loveya:

[SPKrazy]

16. I Paint My Fingernails With It

well okay I don't

just thought I'd say it.

:P

[graywarrior]

18. My brother used to color his 'stache with it.

We'd be laughing our asses off at him.

[vixengrl]

24. Is there a right way? Look at anyone applying it--

and they're making odd faces. Can one apply it with one's mouth closed? I contend, one cannot. One must make the "wide-eyed fish face". Eyes are rolled. Eyebrows are lifted so that one looks rather surprised. The effect is always minimal, no matter what the ads say. Except for getting black flakes on my glasses.

Every year, I invest in a tube of mascara. I think to myself--"I have bought a better brand, this is the one the folks at 'Glamour' rave about, I shall look lovely and made up." I wear it five times, on occasions where being "lovely and made up" are called for. I toss the tube having been assured that after six months, mascara is a biohazard. Usually, I can just feather enough eyeliner into my lashes to make them visible and don't have to worry aout applying a product I have to remove my specs and become the next best thing to blind to apply--when sight might just be a valuable tool, just then.

I saw an ad for clear mascara once and came up with a cheap trick that defines the lashes a little--I get a smear of vaseline on my pinkie, and then dab my lashes with an upward stroke. They seem a little darker and more "open".

I shall *never* own a lash curler.

(Wow--I took that post awfully seriously for one about cosmetics. I feel terribly "girly" now."

[wildhorses]

30. YOU know this post requires PICTURES!!!!

*tapping foot*

[Guava Jelly]

33. Ouch!! I can't comply right now wyldhorseys.

Too ugly ..And I am going to bed in the next 15 minutes :)

[Manifestor_of_Light]

40. blotting between kleenex (TM) helps sometimes. n/t