So what can Bush do now??

[Deep13]

The Democrats took Congress and intend to investigate the hell out of how Bush has been running things. He's intensely unpopular and even his friends on the Iraq Study Group think he is a failure. Facing a legislative checkmate and possible criminal sanctions, what the hell can Bush do now?

[Deep13]

1. .

:kick:

[Deep13]

2. nothing, he's screwn!!!!11!

[Deep13]

3. He's a hugh moran.

[kwassa]

4. Clear lots of brush in Crawford. Lots and lots and lots and lots.

[Deep13]

5. Announce he was the victim of incompetence as a child and then check into rehab.

[LaraMN]

6. Remove his peel-away face and reveal that he is, in fact,

Jambi. On a robot body.

[leftofthedial]

7. judging from his press conference with poodle boy today

he'll just on keep being a malignant narcissist sociopath

he's in denial

[dysfunctional press]

8. WHAT??? no choice for "go fuck himself"???

then i guess i'll go with the condi/karen sandwich.

[Deep13]

9. Ooh, didn't think of that one.

[Deep13]

10. Um, this may be a stupid question, but is it clear that item #1...

...refers to that little spat he had with Jim Webb and Webb's son in Iraq?

[Tyler Durden]

11. How about "GO TO HELL, GO DIRECTLY TO HELL:"

"DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT $200."

Hey sounds like a winner to ME.

[Deep13]

12. Become a comedian, insult Blacks in the audience.

[Left Is Write]

13. Keep his mouth shut.

[wildhorses]

14. take a long walk--

on a short pier

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Blow me (n/t)

[Anarcho-Socialist]

16. play more golf at his country club and veto everything

that the Dem Congress proposes. He's that much of an ass.

[otherlander]

17. Gouge his eyes out and send himself into exile.

But then the twins might start warring over who gets to be king of America.

[Deep13]

18. How Sopheclean,...

...if that's a word.

[Deep13]

19. Write a memoir. Or rather pay someone to write it.

The title can be How to Alienate Friends and Kill People.

[Deep13]

20. Open a diner: you can get anything you want at Dubya's restaurant.

[Deep13]

21. Declare term limits void and himself eligible for a third term, then...

...get pushed off the stage by a delighted Bill Clinton.