On the Occasion of Laura's 'Roses Are Red' Lie...

[Sapphocrat]

It ain't Shakespeare, but here it is...

Original post:
http://blogs.salon.com/0002551/

Original poem for George:
http://blogs.salon.com/0002551/2003/10/04.html


Laura, you've proved
You are truly a Bush:
Not a moment's reflection;
You just speak from the tush.

You are perfect for George
And he's your kind of guy:
Is there nothing so small
About which you won't lie?

I doubt you take drugs;
You don't look like you're drinking.
Are you taking prescriptions
To prevent you from thinking?

Your First Lady image
Just cannot be fixed:
Your stare is too vacant;
Your priorities, mixed.

You plugged a kids' book
On TV, where you read it,
Then you sent the tome back
To the store for a credit.

You're a fashion disaster;
Is your dressmaker high?
You'd do better to call
The Fab 5 from Queer Eye.

As a mother, you're flummoxed
By raising a child;
Now Snoop Dogg wants the twins
To make "Bush Girls Gone Wild."

You're out of your league
With that toward which you're striving
(Is this a bad time
To mention your driving?)

That Caroline would share
Space with you says a lot:
She's too gracious to tell you:
Jackie Kennedy, you're not.

[roguevalley]

1. BWAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

Sapphocrat: BRAVO!

[tom_paine]

2. kick

I like it.

[Champion Jack]

3. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

Well Done!

[Melsky]

4. You have just made my stomach hurt

from laughing. Hillarious! (no pun on hillary intended)

[Malva Zebrina]

5. Wonderful and I love it

can we have a tune to go with it?

[Gingersnap]

6. Gorgeous!

you should send this to Slate or as a letter to the editor of your local paper.

:kick: