I am writing a letter to Bush*.

[ozymandius]

Just so he can "read" it, what color crayon should I use?

Also, is it considered polite when addressing the pResident to include pictograms?

[Mistress Quickly]

1. orangey orange

the color of the month!

[trof]

3. Guess that makes it unanimous.

Orangey orange.

[agates]

4. Ernie orange

[Champion Jack]

2. blue

[ozymandius]

6. Brilliant! I love it! Great pic!

[Champion Jack]

9. Thanks, it's an old one

But, when I see someone mention Crayons, I can't resist.

[LuLu550]

5. black

so it will match his heart and soul. Because black is the absence of color and he has no heart or soul.

[trotsky]

8. Another reason for black

He, like most conservatives, sees the world in only two shades: black and white.

[Maeve]

7. Hmmmm...color names

Maybe do it in a variety to keep his interest! And how about some different shades?

Chicken yellow, Pickle green, blood red, shrinking violet, pants brown...

[Bundbuster]

10. Red -

It will match the color of blood on his hands.

[wysimdnwyg]

11. You really only have one choice if you want him to read it...

dollar-bill green.

[elperromagico]

12. Try writing it on the front of a $2,000 check.

He always reads those. If you give him enough money, he might even give you a small national park.

[BringEmOn]

13. Black gold

the color of Iraqi oil.