So Stalin orders a hit on John Wayne?

[CatWoman]

It must have something to do with all those westerns :shrug:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003350435,00.html

[Blue-Jay]

1. Stalin must've seen

Wayne as Genghis Khan. I felt the same way.

[JackSwift]

2. Gave him free cigarettes

and killed Wayne by lung cancer 25 years later.

[CatWoman]

3. Didn't Wayne die from colon cancer?

[Blue-Jay]

4. Yeah, but

he had a funny way of smokin'.

[I AM SPARTACUS]

5. you have seen Repo Man...???

Marlene: Just like John Wayne.
Oly: Damn right just like John Wayne what's wrong about that?
Plettschner: Greatest American that ever lived.
Miller: John Wayne was a fag (freak).
Bud: What did you say man?
Plettschner: Whaa?
Oly: What?
Miller: John Wayne was a fag.
Everyone: The hell he was.
Miller: He was too you boys. I installed two way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood. And he'd come to the door in a dress.
Plettschner: Ah, you're fucking (flippin) nuts.
Oly: That doesn't mean he was a homo (freak), Miller. Lotta straight guys like to watch their buddies fuck (play). I know I do.
Bud: They do?
Plettschner: Yeah.
Oly: Don't you?

http://users.erols.com/bobcan/repo/repoman.htm

[XanaDUer]

6. weirdly

Wayne and a bunch of his co-stars on the mega-turkey the Conquerer died from cancer...all those radioactive isotopes in the area of filming.

[Blue-Jay]

7. That's right!

Now that you mention it, I do seem to remember seeing something about that a long time ago. I'm gonna see if I can find something on it...