Britney Spears "incredibly upset" and "inconsolable" after Jimmy Kimmel's AMA Awards K-Fed sketch

[Human Torch]

TMZ says that even though Britney Spears appeared to be having a good time last night at the AMA Awards while host Jimmy Kimmel and others made fun of Kevin Federline, she was seething on the inside. TMZ says:

We're told Britney was "incredibly upset" and "inconsolable." The sketch featured AMA host Jimmy Kimmel sealing a Federline look-a-like in a wooden crate and shipping him out to sea. Kimmel called K-Fed, “the world's first ever no-hit wonder" (then he dropped the crate into San Pedro Harbor and said "a whole school of fish just got pregnant"). Less than five minutes later, Kimmel introduced Spears as a surprise presenter.

God knows why she's upset, because this jackass is telling anyone who will listen that Britney was kinda trampy. Metro UK says:

Kevin Federline is set to claim that the pop star is a bisexual and that she has begged him for threesomes, according to reports. Federline will also reportedly claim that the pop princess regularly fantasizes about women and was desperate to share one with him.

[idgiehkt]

1. uh, I don't get this.

she "begged him for threesomes" and he turned her down? She was "desperate to share one with him" and he said no? Riiiight, um-hum.

On the other hand, the Kimmel crack about the fish is hysterical.

:rofl:

[cwydro]

2. Yeah, that didn't make sense to me either

"turned her down". Oh sure.

[Giant Robot]

3. Cause he's got morals...

:rofl:

OK I held it as long as I could

[idgiehkt]

4. rolfmao

too funny. You made me choke on my pizza.

:rofl:

[zanne]

13. Same old story.

Either that, or "she's a lesbian".

[JVS]

5. Fish don't get pregnant

[jpgray]

6. You -don't- want to encounter a premenstrual shark

[idgiehkt]

8. now I'm laughing even harder.

~Federline impregnates the impregnable~ News at 11:00

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[cwydro]

9. This is too funny...

:rofl:

[Dukkha]

12. sure sign it's total BS

NO woman has to "beg" for a threesome.

[idgiehkt]

14. and how many men would admit turning down a three-way with Britney

and one of her pals? He might as well just tattoo "too skeered" across his forehead, he's labeled himself for life. That boy ain't right.

[JVS]

20. Maybe her friends are uggos

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

7. Wow. K-Fed is dumber than previously thought

How can one function without a spinal cord attached to his brain?

[leftofthedial]

10. if Federline didn't take her up on the threesome offer

then he is undoubtedly gay

[idgiehkt]

11. for real

he took her up on every other offer she made him thus far, but a two-fer is the one he 'went moral' on. So sure.

:rofl:

[KamaAina]

19. If FedEx were gay,

would he go to one of those bogus ExGay ministries? :P

[Deja Q]

15. Isn't it true that macho K-Fed gave sweet B-Spe an STD?

:wow:

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. Bisexual=trampy?

:shrug:

You might have to back that one up.

[idgiehkt]

18. wow. I totally missed it.

bring on the hoards with the torches, lol. Of course my trampy mind was elswhere as soon as I saw the Britney pic...

[Missy Vixen]

17. I actually thought it was gutsy of her

to present an award five minutes after her ex was roundly skewered by the host of the program.

>Federline will also reportedly claim that the pop princess regularly fantasizes about women and was desperate to share one with him.<

I'm confused. The guy will do anything with a pulse, but this is where he draws the line?
In the meantime, Britney's next CD just went double platinum.

Julie

[MrSlayer]

21. Some people just don't know when they have it good.

This Federline character is a real douchebag.