John Ashcrot any good in bed?

[private_ryan]

what do you DU ladies think?

[PinkTiger]

1. I think that one of his male interns

might think so.....he looks like a closeted gay to me -- not that there's anything WRONG with that..... ahem.

[PartyPooper]

2. We gays wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole

even if he was the last male on earth! And, my gaydar says "definitely not gay". (and, my gaydar NEVER lies!)

:evilgrin:

[PinkTiger]

14. OK. I take it back.

But he is definitely not sexy to women. (I am a woman.)
I've met him. And he has an asexual demeanor. I think sex is icky to him. He is probably repressed.
He's just odder than Hell.

[Punkingal]

3. Blech.....

yuck, ooooh, :puke: is what I think.

[Deesh]

4. People come up and ask me all the time...

...if I think John Ashcroft engages in carnal relations with reptiles.

I neither confirm nor deny that John Ashcroft engages in carnal relations with reptiles.

I figure it's none of anybody's business.

[foreigncorrespondent]

5. Are any republicans...

...good in bed?

[Jack Rabbit]

11. Do any Bushies . . .

. . . know what to do in bed?

[mykpart]

6. Guess it would depend on what the

definition of "good" is!

[eileen from OH]

7. Ah, sweet Jeebus

that's not a thought I want in my head at bedtime.

why not just ask if Lieberman would look good in a thong, fer Gawd's sake.

eileen from OH

[Deesh]

8. Lieberman in a thong!?

Oh god, that is hot. That is TOO hot.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

9. Does Asscrop have offspring.

Are they his?

Anyone whose offended by the statue of a bared breast is probably phobic about the real thing.

[mykpart]

10. Bush must be good in bed, 'cause

he's sure f***ed the country good!

[GURUving]

12. Bodies that touch John Asscrotchrot

shall never touch mine.

[davsand]

13. Must... rip... out... mind's eye...

John AshKKKroft simmering in a thong flipa back his comb over and murmers "You are MINE now..."

Worse yet: Waking up from a blackout drunk nekkid on a vinyl sofa with AshKKKroft stadning there equally nekkid smiling and saying, "Thanks hon..."

I am grossing myself out here.

Laura

[Skittles]

15. THIS LADY THINKS

SHE SHOULD KICK PRIVATE RYAN'S ASS. :puke:

[FDRrocks]

16. Of course not!

He's both a fascist and a conservative Even if endowed with a horse dick he would be worthless!

[demgrrrll]

19. They all seem asexual to me, like a Ken doll. n/t.

[shance]

23. Like a Ken doll? Some would say they think Ken has it goin on....

I mean, look at Barbie.

Barbie is hot after Ken. There is simply no doubt in my mind. I dont think shes looked at another man.

[nickgutierrez]

24. Well...

You might say Ken is "ill-equipped" to serve this purpose. Like Asscroft.

[hedda_foil]

17. I think he reminds me VERY much of J Edgar Hoover.

Think of him in red lipstick, mascara, a nice wig and a red rhumba dress! Dontcha think he'd be the life of the party?

[corporatewhore]

18. If only he was getting some

then he wouldnt be takin out his weird sexual frustrations out on us The world Would be a better place if everybody had more sex

[elperromagico]

20. I'm not a DU lady... I can only assume cooking oil would be involved.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

21. I think masturbation just got better

[nickgutierrez]

22. This thread should be renamed...

... the Official Bad Mental Images thread.

I'm definitely going to have trouble sleeping tonight.

Thanks a lot...

:)

[101 Proof]

25. This question is just as bad as..

"Ann Coulter any good in bed?"

My gawd, these images...:puke:

[Piperay]

26. UGH, Perish the thought

:wow: :puke:I don't think he has the "equipment" to even engage in sexual activity. x(

[no_hypocrisy]

27. That's my theory about what's gone wrong: Ashcroft isn't getting any.

And in D.C. with ALL those hookers. I figure that the problem is none of the hookers (even the $25 ones) return his phonecalls.

C'mon. There must be one patriotic hooker with a heart of gold willing to do something to help her fellow citizens. She can even keep the lights off with her eyes closed if it helps get the job done.

The sooner JA gets some ass, the situation for all of us improves.

[Lady Freedom]

28. If I had to chose between sleeping with Ashcrot and ...

jumping to my death, Please remember that I do not want a white coffin

[Bertha Venation]

29. wouldn't know, but jesus...

thank god for the "ignore thread" feature

*click*

[WoodrowFan]

30. Neither Rosie NOR her five sisters ever complained. (NT)

[peekaloo]

31. Nasty! I'll bet his father breast fed him.