It's time to cast asparagus on another DUer!

[LeftyMom]

Example: Lioness is a frumpy Kansas housewife. She finds the pictures she posts as herself with Google Images.

Your turn.

[ZombieNixon]

1. Now, this is just a rumor,

but I heard that LeftyMom recently started on an all Big-Mac diet...:hide:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. lefty mom ONLY eats red meat.

that vegan stuff is BS

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. LeftyMom sneaks veal.

[LeftyMom]

5. Okay, I think we're missing something here: everybody picks on a different DUer.

If the thread was "Let's all cast asparagus on LeftyMom," I'd have called it that. :P

[GOPisEvil]

4. CaliforniaPeggy secretly hates us all.

She thinks we're all fucking jerks. :D

[LeftyMom]

7. That's absolutely true. She told me so.

:)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. jonnyblitz is a moron straight man from new jersey

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. also lefty mom confuses asparagus with aspersions

[LeftyMom]

9. I'm screwn. nt

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. this is series!!!

[crim son]

10. Starbucks Anarchist has false teeth

and wears tap shoes whenever he goes out for a night on the town.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. He also has a crush on K-Fed.

:rofl:

[crim son]

17. That's a given!

What's less known: Federline sings sweet arias beneath SA's window at midnight every full moon. :loveya:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

81. Haruka wants to spread the Santorum.

:rofl: :hide:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

83. If you're talking about the dirty Santorum, it requires something I can't produce.

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

86. I know.

I just wanted to type Haruka, spreading and Santorum in the same sentence. :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

87. Freaking weirdo.

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

88. I fail to see the insult.

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

89. It wasn't an insult. I was simply stating a fact.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

90. Oh, yeah.

I forgot about your bluntness. :rofl: :hug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

80. Hey, one of those statements is false!

:hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. flvegan is a puny asexual man

[LeftyMom]

16. He's starving, poor boy.

While he's here I'm hoping to get some food in him and nurse him back to health.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. LeftyMom *wants* to have asparagus cast upon her.

So here's some:

[Fleshdancer]

15. GOPisEvil is a actually a spy for the RNC

To make matters worse, he's a total snob and difficult to talk to. :D

[GOPisEvil]

30. Oh, that's good!

:rofl:

[SOteric]

18. Rabrrrrrr is a daisy-picking, smoochie-tossing,

Richard Simmons-loving, girlie man. With cheese.

[SOteric]

28. matcom is secretly

Thomas Kinkade.

[Maddy McCall]

19. ForrestGump is really a Barry Manilow impersonator.

:D

[Maddy McCall]

20. ZombyWoof brews instant.

:P

[Sugar Smack]

21. Is this a food fight? Count me IN!!

:bounce:

[Deja Q]

23. Well sprikle some sugar on my corn flakes!

:9

[Sugar Smack]

33. Tame..."sprinkling" will never do.

In a full-fledged red-blooded 100 percent card-carrying FOOD FIGHT, I blast you with both barrels of two whipped-cream cans and then knock you down completely with a bucketful of marascino cherries. O yeah! Victory is MINE!

:D

[Left Is Write]

22. MrsGrumpy threw the Pack under the bus and is now a Vikings fan.

[Catshrink]

37. It's about time that Cheesehead wised up.

:evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

39. It is not fair to cast asparagus when one is not here to defend oneself...

:rofl: :hi: :hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. Lioness is an elitist, classist Park Avenue snob

who celebrates hurricanes and tornadoes near mobile home parks.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

26. tee hee hee...

i am glad we sorted that one out :hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. Me too

:hug:

[philosophie_en_rose]

47. not to mention, a prude!

I hear she sneaks into museums and paints over exposed breasts.

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

49. She's jealous

because she's so bosom-deprived.

:crazy:

[LeftyMom]

25. BiBaby is ordering pizza on Thanksgiving, because she doesn't care enough to feed the Sniffas.

It's true. I swear!

:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

40. ....

:spray: Oh, that's a good one! :rofl:

[LeftyMom]

45. I knew that would get your attention.

:*

[Ptah]

27. Pic from the Wolrd Asparagus Casting Championship

[SOteric]

29. ZombyWoof fondles yaks.

[SOteric]

31. GOPisEvil eats Fetid cheese.

[SOteric]

32. billyskank is really Mike Tyson.

[LeftyMom]

35. Haruka is a kitten killing peskytarian. nt

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

42. True, except I have God do the kitten killing for me.

:rofl:

[Elidor]

36. Rabrrrrrr lives in a shotgun shack with rusting appliances in the yard

Peggy recently retired from a hard life clubbing baby seals.

Matcom is the head of a large evangelical church in Colorado Springs. And GOPisEvil is the sex-toy who knows all his dirty secrets.

:evilgrin:

[Catshrink]

38. Robb is a dingbat.

[Left Is Write]

43. Does that count as casting asparagus?

After all, he's the one who started it. :P

[Catshrink]

48. Yeah..

given that it's fact, maybe it doesn't count.

[crim son]

41. Haruka got all her tattoos out of a bubble-gum machine.

And her bra is trimmed with cat fur.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

44. The scary thing is on the list of dumb questions about my tats...

"Are they real?" is right up there next with:


"Did it hurt?"
-Yes

"What does your mother think?"
-Does your mother know you're rude?

"Can I touch them?"
-No, you freak.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

55. my mother asked if my tattoo was real

oh mother of lesbians why are you all crazy?

[jonnyblitz]

67. "don't you think they will look foolish on you when you get older?"

that's the one that annoys me. but anyways, CARRY ON, i don't want to sidetrack this thread and make it about annoying tattoo questions from dumbasses! :hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

78. "You know they're going to wrinkle one day."

As if my whole body will remain that of a 23-year-old, except for my tattoos, which will turn wrinkled and saggy.

[Left Is Write]

46. Hey! My bra really IS trimmed with cat fur.

As are my sweater, my jeans, my socks, my bedspread, my couch...

I swear I could knit two new cats a week from what Dino sheds.

[smtpgirl]

50. Was castigated this weekend for my opinion

you two know who you are.

BTW, I broke no rules

[LeftyMom]

51. Oh no, the drama gets off at the third floor. This is fourth floor, produce and small appliances.

People make that mistake all the time.

[smtpgirl]

52. Should have stayed in the DU Lounge

BUT, I made the mistake of going to the GD Politics thread.

OH Well.

I will take 6 bundles of asparagus and a couple of jalapenos

[ScreamingMeemie]

53. Learned your lesson from last time...?

:hi:

[smtpgirl]

76. Not really, so I'll find more

important things to do than hang out.

Surely, I can do better, like getting an A in my Logic class and graduate with honors.

[billyskank]

54. I say:

let he who is without mint cast the first asparagus.

[RetroLounge]

56. GoPsUx is really Agent Mike

and posts naked.

RL

[RetroLounge]

57. Johnnie plays guitar in Hanson

and posts here from the tour bus.

RL

[RetroLounge]

58. Sugar Smack has 20/20 Vision

but wears glasses because she posts pictures on NerdyLibrarianPorn.com

RL

[RetroLounge]

59. NewWaveChick1981 is really a Judas Priest Groupie

and once toured with Megadeath.

RL

[NewWaveChick1981]

65. Metallica!

:rofl: :hi: I'm just so sure... like, ya know... :P

[RetroLounge]

60. Flvegan owns a chain of Ponderosa Resaurants

and he LOVES the porterhouse, rare.

RL

[LeftyMom]

64. He's also quite fond of lamb chops.

:shrug:

[RetroLounge]

61. miss_american_pie buys instant brownie mix

and usually burns them anyhow...

RL

[RetroLounge]

62. BillySkank's Traces his DU drawings

using a Spirograph



RL

[El Fuego]

63. Cast some Hollandaise sauce my way too.

It's lunch time.

[radfringe]

66. asparagus festival (Billyskank buy bread)

asparagus festival: http://www.mayslick.com/asparagusfestival/center.html

Visitors to the Festival gather to watch the Asparagus Tossing Contest in the center of town.


And the WINNER IS:

[LynneSin]

68. LostinVA is neither lost nor is she in VA

She's working the local Wawa's on Roosevelt Avenue in Northeast of Philly scarfing all the Tastykakes she can find!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

73. I knew it!

:mad:

[LostinVA]

77. DAMN!!!

[NewWaveChick1981]

69. GoPsUx is gay.

He's even said so himself. :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

70. Billyskank hates bread.

:P

[NewWaveChick1981]

71. RetroLounge hates books so much he burned all of his.

:P

[miss_american_pie]

74. He only hates them because he can't read

Shhh... it's a secret. :hi:

[LynneSin]

72. Skinner is actually Karl Rove and DU is a Rovian Plot

so there!

[BuelahWitch]

75. Hypno Toad is really a Fluffy Persian Kitten

Like this:

[TheBaldyMan]

79. Billyskank is gluten intolerant in RL

[LeftyMom]

82. Redstone teaches anger management and yoga. nt

[graywarrior]

85. Bwahahahahahaha hahahah!

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

84. I guess I will be forced to do my own...

Since no one else will :eyes:

I am neither naked nor a lady.