ask me a why question in the next 20 minutes or so

[MoseyWalker]

and you will receive not only an answer, but THE answer.

[SeattleGirl]

1. Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

:shrug:

[MoseyWalker]

4. Because

there are trees, and trees hold birds, and birds hold their you know what in until.....

well, that's the answer to that one!

[SeattleGirl]

7. LOL!

You're probably right! :hi:

[chknltl]

2. Why are those damned shortbread cookies so addicting?

I am on my 2nd round tin container thingy this season and the season is just getting started!

[MoseyWalker]

5. longbread cookies

are just as addicting, but create bloating to the extreme. Some have been known to blow up while eating longbread cookies, so shortbread cookies became the more reasonable choice.

that's why

[MrCoffee]

3. why don't we do it in the road?

no one will be watching us...

[MoseyWalker]

6. because

we would eventually be like deer in the headlights, and then, well, it ain't pretty.

that's why

[begin_within]

8. Why?

[MoseyWalker]

9. because

there are birds that suddenly appear and people who eat longbread cookies WILL blow up and because the deer in the headlight look just ain't pretty!

that's why

[MoseyWalker]

10. Time extended due to

lack of interest!

:)

[SeattleGirl]

11. Okay, here's another one:

Why is it that if a person is actively looking for a mate, they often seem to bomb out, but if they AREN'T looking, it often seems that they find the right person?

[MoseyWalker]

12. You have, no doubt by now, heard of roadside bombs?

if you're not looking, they will find you.

apparently, even if one is looking, they will find you.

my advice: don't look, but keep your eyes open.

Good things seem to happen with that outlook!

[MoseyWalker]

13. edit reply:

forgot to say that you are mistaken!

:silly: