How does publishing one's own memoir differ from public masturbation?

[Orrex]

Just wondering...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. i think some peoples lives are interesting..

[MissMillie]

2. some people's lives ARE interesting

I'd love to read Clinton's "My Life"... and have no desire to read the new OJ Simpson book.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. i know i was just thinking of clinton when i read that

or nelson mandela or hellen keller etc

[Orrex]

11. SOME people's lives are interesting

But there's a ridiculous glut of memoirs on the market IMO. For every Helen Keller and Nelson Mandela and Bill Clinton there's a hundred Paris Hiltons, etc.

[MrCoffee]

3. you gotta beef with public masturbation?

[Orrex]

10. Au contraire!

Perhaps I'm using memoir-publication as a defense of public masturbation.

[petronius]

4. When you write a memoir you end up with ink on your fingers...

[MissMillie]

8. ROFLMAO

:spray:

[billyskank]

5. What I dislike is the "An Open Letter to..."

especially when the supposed recipient is someone like the president of the United States. It's so smug.

[Burma Jones]

6. The Pages don't stick together........

[MrCoffee]

7. is that a new Mark Foley joke?

[RedStateShame]

12. I didn't get arrested for writing my memoirs on my ex-girlfriend's front porch.

I kid.

[Orrex]

13. So you DID get arrested for writing memoirs on her porch?

You're a goddamned deviant!

[youthere]

14. Memoirs don't require batteries.

just saying.

[plcdude]

15. mmmmmmmmmmm

are you sure you are just saying?

[youthere]

16. that's my story and I'm sticking to it...

:blush: :blush: :blush:

[plcdude]

17. sticky

huh?

[youthere]

18. ..

:spray:

[leftofthedial]

19. the baby oil