Where is haruka3_2000? I miss her!

[Haole Girl]

OK...this is an official haruka3_2000 appreciation thread!!

GO! :hi:

[flvegan]

1. She became pretty scarce at the same time Rumsfeld resigned. Coincidence?

Hmmmmm...

[Haole Girl]

3. I think not!

I just hope someone didn't run her off the road with all those bumper stickers on her SUV! :scared:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. Nah, I'm alive and I've only had positive experiences from my bumperstickers.

I live in NJ, not some ungodly place like TX.

[Haole Girl]

6. LOL

I thought maybe you were abducted!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. I've just been laying low.

For various reasons.

[LostinVA]

5. She's fine -- I was chatting with her awhile ago

She's excited the Eagles were doing well earlier....

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Fuck you. I hate the Eagles and you know it.

[LostinVA]

10. I know you have a tattoo of them

It's the only one you haven't posted on DU...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. Damn! You know about the secret tattoo. Anyway, if I posted it here the thread would be locked.

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

21. hehehehhe

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. Hmmm...

shit!

You're on to me!

:yoiks:

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. She's fun to wrassle.

bwhahahaha :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. I sure am.

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

9. Appreciate her for WHAT???!!!!

:eyes:

Seriously, don't we have better things to do like scrub out toilets or vacuum?

:hide:




(BTW - I adore Haruka)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. I adore you, too.

Just don't Febreeze me when we're roomies at the gathering.

:hide:

[LostinVA]

14. You don't want to be her roomie.... I"ve heard things

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. Yeah, so have I.

:scared:

[LostinVA]

22. Delaware isn't even really a a state

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. Seriously. What the hell has Delaware ever done for me?

Nothing. That's what Delaware has done for me.

[LostinVA]

29. I heard it's really just a land bridge between Maryland and New Jersey

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

31. Pretty much.

[LostinVA]

12. Lynne, I'll let you in on a secret

I've kidnapped her... you can have her back for a case of Chocolate Juniuors....

[LynneSin]

15. You'd give up sex for Chocolate?

Find some Chutes & Ladders - you'll figure it out

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. She'd rather play pool with me.

[LostinVA]

23. Okay -- I love pool

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. I know...

Pool and democracy.

[LostinVA]

37. They are the keystones of America

[LostinVA]

24. No... are you insane????

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

43. It's Lynne, of course she's insane.

[LynneSin]

44. Yeah, like you're one to judge missy

:eyes:

[LostinVA]

45. Hmmm... I agree with both of you...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

46. So sayeth the bonkers one...

[LostinVA]

47. OMG

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

48. That's right. I am your God.

[LostinVA]

51. I do worship you

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

53. And I worship you

[LostinVA]

54. *blush*

[LynneSin]

49. Did you see my new sigline? I gave up the cowbell

And it's staying there until she changes her sigline

[LostinVA]

50. hahahahhaha

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

52. Ha! My sigline is here to stay.

haruka3_2000--->>> <<<---LynneSin

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. Is that all I'm worth to you? I thought you cared about me.

:cry:

[LostinVA]

25. I do... I'm sorry

A case of Chocolate JUniors, and one of the krimpets....

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. Pfft. See if I'll hang out with you in NYC...

[LostinVA]

32. Ummmm.... errr.... THREE cases of chocolate juniors?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

35. I am more important than any quantity of Tastykake!

[LostinVA]

38. You're right... you're right... I'm sorry

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

39. That's what I like to hear. I guess I can forgive you, since you've seen the light now.

[BarenakedLady]

28. Yay!!!!

All hail haruka!

I bow to her uberishness and knowledge of kung fu

:bounce:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

33. I know jackshit about kung ku. I've studied a bit of Hindiani kung fu but....

my background is mostly Isshinryu karate.

[BarenakedLady]

34. Duly noted

I now bow to your knowledge of Isshinrya karate and kick ass belt buckles.

:bounce:

[LostinVA]

36. And Spongebob Karate

[bridgit]

40. i heard she was off to costa rica having surgery in a moldy, vintage...

WWII mash unit tent in her bid to become: haruka4_3000 :thumbsup:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

41. .

:spray:

:rofl:

[rug]

42. I guess her sentencing date was moved up.

[SteppingRazor]

55. I heard she took a plane to Vegas...

for weird reasons that were never properly explained, then a fast sports car to the Chiapas for a clandestine meeting with Subcomandante Marcos, followed by a slow boat to Panama, and then a chilly trip in the cargo hold of a C-130 bound for Bangkok, and then on to Singapore. Something about researching the origins of the Singapore Sling. That's the last I heard of her.


(just tryin' to make your life more interesting, H3_2000! :hi: )