My absolute FAV Halfbakery Idea: The Toilet Duplexer

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

Discuss!

http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Toilet_20Duplexer#1104317559">Halfbakery-Toilet Duplexer

You know the situation, you need to go but you're doing something interesting, such as rummaging in the HB. So you hang on till you can't hold it in any more and then rush like a man being chased by a rabid animal to the bathroom.

You approach the bathroom at a run and as the door closes in front of you, you catch a fleeting glimpse of a rolled up newspaper or a book as the fiend who beat you to it ensconces themselves for a good old sit. ( I said sit! )

Now weeping from the pain of sitting on a horses head for twenty minutes you collapse on the floor and wish that you had a Toilet Duplexer.

The Toilet Duplexer is a bit like a telephone socket splitter. It fits on top of a regular toilet and has two shallow bowls side by side. An inlet pipe on the duo-bowl connects up to a regular cold water tap to facilitate sluicing of detritus into the master bowl where it can be flushed as normal. Also supplied is an optional modesty screen which can be placed between the two slave bowls.

DBDB

[Little Wing]

1. Now that's what I call Musical Chairs!

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

2. Or Repulican Congresscritters can engage in group prayer

to the Porcelain god

DBDB

[bluedigger]

3. Everything new is old!

My great-grandfather's place up in Maine had a "two seater" outhouse built into the corner of the carriage barn - two side by side holes in the seat, no privacy screen. I don't recall sharing the space on any visits, however! My uncle bought him all the modern plumbing fixtures and they sat in the barn uninstalled til the day he died. Must have been a conservative, I guess...