You know it's going to be a good story when it starts with...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

"Okay, so I choked this chick on acid dressed up as Snow White..."

Damn, I love my best friend. Oh and the motto of the story was...don't fuck with fiery Irish chicks.

[Left Is Write]

1. What kind of story is it going to be when it starts with...

"Morning coffee was one of my most pleasant rituals."

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. Erotica?

[Left Is Write]

7. No....

though I could do that too. :P

This will be the story of a crazy woman.

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. ...

:rofl: :toast: Yes, indeed... :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Yes, the whole thing was quite spectacular.

Apparently, the girl kept causing problems and starting fucking around with the bassist of my friend's bf's band during the show. She was pulled offstage and then started hassling my friend...who then dragged her outside and beat the crap out of her, until some guy pulled her off. The girl apparently then was taken away, but showed up again a few hours later. She was much more subdued and scared to death of my friend.

I seriously do not imagine how terrifying it would be to get the shit kicked out of me while tripping on acid. I've had terrifying trips without being assaulted.

In any case, my friend and I are quite a fearsome duo disguised as two hot chicks.

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. Geez... I'll bet she had no idea what hit her...

:yoiks: And I'll just bet you and your friend are the Hot Chick Squad... :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. We are totally the hot chick squad.

Personality-wise, she's the tall, mostly-straight version of me. I wish I could get her to join DU.