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THUNDER HANDS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 01:26 PM Original message |
GOD I WISH I WAS GAY |
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Liberal Veteran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
1. Ask Jesus to help you leave the heterosexual lifestyle? |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 01:30 PM Response to Original message |
2. Deleted message |
Coventina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 01:30 PM Response to Original message |
3. I feel your pain but.... |
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ursacorwin (528 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 01:31 PM Response to Original message |
4. that's so cute... |
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soleft (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 01:31 PM Response to Original message |
5. What makes you think the same thing wouldn't happen if u were gay |
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KCDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 01:32 PM Response to Original message |
6. I thought you were going to say |
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Character Assassin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 01:32 PM Response to Original message |
7. Salmon curtains, perhaps? You don't have to switch, compromise! |
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thom1102 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 02:59 PM Response to Reply #7 |
28. EEEwww! |
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David Zephyr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 01:32 PM Response to Original message |
8. Sorry, Magic Rat, We Can Not Give You The Secret Handshake. |
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Gman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 01:34 PM Response to Original message |
9. Watch the top secret porno tapes starring Strom Thurmond?? |
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Character Assassin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 01:37 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Ugh. Wouldn't that turn someone into a neutered Morrissey-zombie? |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 01:39 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. ROLFMAO! |
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Character Assassin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 01:48 PM Response to Reply #12 |
17. I once had an orientation, then I saw Strom, and heaven knows... |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 01:00 AM Response to Reply #17 |
38. HAHAHAHAHA! |
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Malikshah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 07:27 AM Response to Reply #9 |
44. Uh, he wants to be Gay... |
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davidinalameda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 01:37 PM Response to Original message |
10. we don't have it any easier |
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LeftCoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 01:41 PM Response to Original message |
13. When you make the switch |
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ColumbusGirl (125 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 03:05 AM Response to Reply #13 |
41. *laughs* |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 01:41 PM Response to Original message |
14. Men are just as bad. |
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baffie (362 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 01:51 PM Response to Reply #14 |
18. Straight guy overbite? Do you mean that funny face |
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Character Assassin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 01:55 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. You'd better call Columbia House. You'll need the Erasure collection |
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TXlib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 02:12 PM Response to Reply #19 |
24. Erasure... It's not just for gays |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 02:21 PM Response to Reply #18 |
25. That's the one! |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 01:41 PM Response to Original message |
15. Check The Yellow Pages For "Ex-Straight Ministries" |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 01:45 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Mark, Rick and Steve |
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bocadem (345 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 01:58 PM Response to Original message |
20. I need a boyfriend... |
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newyorican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 01:59 PM Response to Original message |
21. That might not change your situation |
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Ellen Forradalom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 02:07 PM Response to Original message |
22. Awwwwwwww..... |
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zizzer (575 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 02:07 PM Original message |
No! No! No! |
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last_texas_dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 02:07 PM Response to Original message |
23. Sorry, man... |
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geniph (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 02:28 PM Response to Original message |
26. Sometimes the chemistry isn't there |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 02:41 PM Response to Original message |
27. Hang out in locker rooms |
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newsguyatl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 05:33 PM Response to Reply #27 |
37. ROFLMAO |
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Cronus Protagonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 02:16 AM Response to Reply #27 |
40. ...and groom your toenails in the shower |
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LadeJarl (197 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 03:17 PM Response to Original message |
29. Let me ease your pain... |
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newyorican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
30. LOL, this should be interesting |
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greekspeak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
31. Careful what you wish for, chief |
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dback (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
32. Join a gay rugby team, and go to the after-party bash |
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molly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 04:48 PM Response to Original message |
33. Here's the REAL deal |
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THUNDER HANDS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 04:55 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. we're just dating |
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molly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 05:18 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. Well, I never went for that - I was selfish I guess |
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Stephanie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
36. Did you, by any chance, say this to her: |
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THUNDER HANDS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 07:20 AM Response to Reply #36 |
43. um...no |
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Cronus Protagonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 02:06 AM Response to Original message |
39. You need to read The Gay Agenda (it really exists) |
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WillParkinson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 08:00 AM Response to Reply #39 |
45. HAHAHAHAHAHA! |
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Throckmorton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 06:35 AM Response to Original message |
42. I suggest that you immediately halt all dating activities. |
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