Answer These 10 Random Questions Or Santa's Taking Back His Gifts

[THUNDER HANDS]

:D

Happy Holidays y'all. :D

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?

2. Who gives the best presents in your family?

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny?

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?

[ProfessorGAC]

1. OK, OK! Sheesh, What A Grinch!

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?
I'd celebrate the growing season and make every Monday and Friday a national holiday, (except for Congress and banks) from mid-April until Labor Day.

2. Who gives the best presents in your family?
My Mom and My Wife

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?
None. Does not apply. Never ticklish, even when i was a little kid.

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?
Yes

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny?
Nickel. I give lots of loose change to my nieces.

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?
Nose. (From personal experience.)

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?
The Retributor. I'd have unlimited psychokinetic power.

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?
Drinking, playing guitar, in bed with my wife.

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?
Yes, all the time.

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?
Nothing. I never return a gift.
The Professor

[Skittles]

2. OK

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated? Celebrate the day that lying, incompetent, theiving piece of shit BUSH INC gets their asses THROWN OUT OF OFFICE.

2. Who gives the best presents in your family? ME

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body? Back of my neck

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two? TWO

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny? I pick up a penny because my grandmother told me "SEE A PENNY PICK IT UP ALL THE DAY YOU'LL HAVE GOOD LUCK"

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair? Back hair SUCKS

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be? SUPER SUSAN - MAKES CONSERVATIVES LIVE LIKE THE PEOPLE THEY LIE ABOUT

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here? IN A BOOZE AND DRUG INDUCED FOG

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies? They have to be REALLY good - like the ending of HILLARY and JACKIE

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend? Slippers so big they look like CLOWN SHOES on me.

[beyurslf]

3. Answers (I don't my presents returned)

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?

March 21st would be a universal holiday to celebrate the first day of Spring. (Please pay no mind that it is also my birthday.) I believe that as homage to the creation of this new holiday, its creator should be given presents, cash, gift cards, or all three. My address will follow. :)

2. Who gives the best presents in your family?

Would it be bad to say me? I am single and have no kids. I tend to spoil everyone because I know my siblings have families and struggle.

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?

Secrets, now, secrets. Only a select few know those spots and they have to be "discovered."

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?

Two.

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny?

Depends where I am. I would pick up a quarter at the bar (pool money ya know). Maybe a dollar in the street.

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?

Back. Harder to get rid of. (What about those who like really hairy men? Maybe they can answer what is worse not to have?)

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?

The Avenger. I would be able to spot people treating others badly and could avenge it on the spot.

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?

With family and friends.

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?

Not typically, no.

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?

None. I liked all of mine.

[populistmom]

4. My answers

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?

There's too many holidays already.

2. Who gives the best presents in your family?

My grandma has made some beautiful things in the past for many of us. My late grandfather also because he was a carpenter and we have some beautiful handcrafted furniture from him that I will always treasure.

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?

Feet

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?

two

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny?

Quarter

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?

Nose hair since it's the most obvious

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?

I'd be Supermom with the power to subjegate my every need for years at a time. Oh, wait a minute, nevermind.

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?

I'd spend time with my children and honestly tell people in my life how I felt about things.

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?

Sometimes, but not easily.

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?

None, I didn't get anything I didn't ask for. (Although, there were things I wanted that didn't get as well.)

[SOteric]

9. Santa's on vacation in Tahiti. He's taking back nothing.

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?

International "Pissy" Day. I'll give the people of the world one day to be cranky, mean-spirited, nasty and peevish. Then they'd better have it out of their systems.

2. Who gives the best presents in your family?

Me and my sister-in-law. Everyone else is 'gifting impaired.'

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?

Somewhere. *koff*

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?

Yes.

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny?

Penny for luck!

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?

If he's got any hair at all, he's probably pretty happy.

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?

Detect-O-Chick! My superpower would be the ability to smell bullshit at lightspeed and wrangle said bullshitters into telling the truth.

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?

Boinking someone special.

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?

No. That's a rare allergy.

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?

I don't return gifts. I have better-working methods in place.

[LWolf]

5. Ok, here ya go!

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?

My holiday: election day. No work, everybody goes to the polls, and has a party after to celebrate democracy.

2. Who gives the best presents in your family?

Me.

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?

Not ticklish.

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?

Two.

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny?

Penny. Always collecting coins for math activities with primary students.

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?

None of the above; it's what's between the ears that counts.

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?

Mother Nature. I'd heal the planet.

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?

I'd hug my sons, cuddle my cats, take my dog and my horses, and go sit on a rock on the side of a deserted hill, peacefully awaiting whatever comes next.

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?

Yes.

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?

None.

[Cosmic_Latte]

6. Here ya go...

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?
My birthday, December 6... I'd call it the Official Start of Christmas... gift-giving (after all, it's Santa's feast day), feasts, children merrymaking, one big celebration... that'll be cool

2. Who gives the best presents in your family?
My mom.. of course, I tell her what I want! ;-)

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?
My legs. Even a slight brush couldn't stop me from reacting.

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?
Two.

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny?
A quarter.

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?
Nose hair. You kiss him and you see boogers stuck all over? Yuck. (I can be really gross!)

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?
Kinetic Woman. I'll be telepathic and I'll strike on people planning crimes.

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?
Spend it with family and friends. Have fun doing whatever I want to do! Eat and get fat.

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?
Sometimes, when no one's looking and if I get really touched.

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?
None.

[Colin Ex]

7. OI

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated? Hmm. A holiday falling on August Second. Everyone would celebrate how awesome I am on my birthday. :-)
2. Who gives the best presents in your family? My dad. He is the music finding deity.
3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body? Armpits.
4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two? Right hand. Just one.
5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny? Dime. Maybe a nickel.
6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair? Ear hair. Baugh.
7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be? God-Jesus, with the ability to predict the future with my cross-wand.
8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here? Probably having lots of sex and listening to music. Or finishing some reading.
9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies? Not really.
10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend? None. My family taught me that returning a gift (unless it was the wrong size or something) was just shy of stepping on Baby Jesus in terms of "DON'T DO THAT."

[GOPisEvil]

8. Alrighty then...

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated? GOPisEvil Day, commemorating the date of my birth, June 17.

2. Who gives the best presents in your family? I do. My gifts rock.

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body? My tummy, I guess. It's been a long time since anyone's tickled me.

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two? One.

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny? It depends on what I'm doing. I've picked up pennies (heads up only), so I guess the answer is penny.

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair? Since ear hair is the one I am not afflicted with (yet), my answer is ear hair.

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be? Lazy Man. I get the other super heroes to fight crime, and I chill at the Super Hero manor.

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here? Go hang out out with my parents, I guess.

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies? No, but I choke up. The exception was Schindler's List.

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend? None.

[SOteric]

10. I can't believe I've gone this long in life

without knowing other people's nose-blowing habits.

[GOPisEvil]

27. Boggles the ol' mind eh?

:-)

[mac56]

11. 1. Between Memorial Day & July 4th. "Early Summer Day."

2. I do, actually.
3. Ribs.
4. Neither; I use a Kleenex. Har! Har!
5. Penny. Bad luck to pass it by.
6. Back hair, I guess.
7. I'd want the power to cloud people's minds, like the Shadow. Name? I dunno. "The Fogger"?
8. Visiting as many as possible of the people I love, to tell them I love them.
9. God, yes.
10. None. Never do.

[rbnyc]

12. Hello from Super Hard Ass!

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?

Outdoor Screwing Day! "Hooray Hooray the First of May! Outdoor Screwing Begins Today!"

2. Who gives the best presents in your family?

Me.

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?

below my belly button

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?

1

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny?

a dollar

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?

ear hair

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?

Super Hard Ass! I can make anyone dissolve into tears with one disapproving look. (This is a character I made up for myself to help me enforce rules with the public at the community center.)

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?

making love to my husband

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?

Yes. I cry at the Ikea commercial where they put the lamp out on the curb.

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?

None.

[Raven]

13. OK, here goes.

1. I would want to celebrate Thanksgiving every month. I think it's a wonderful holiday...all you have to do is cook and eat.

2. My son. Wonderful, thoughtful presents.

3. The bottom of my feet.

4. Two hands, always.

5. A quarter.

6. No hair.

7. PsychicWoman. Mind reading.

8. In my cabin, with my son and my animals.

9. Never. I hate to cry. When I have to cry, I wail and it's not pretty!

10. None of them.

[Breezy du Nord]

14. Happy Holidays!

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated? Festivus... just kidding :D In the spring, something like May day only cleverer.

2. Who gives the best presents in your family? My brother this year gave me some Maya Angelou poems, "Wuthering Heights," "A raisin in the Sun," and "Pay It Forward."

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body? Armpits

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two? 2

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny? Penny (it's goo luck)

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair? Ugh, nose hair because that's the most noticeable.

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be? Bionic Breezy, or something like that. She's light as air, like the wind.

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here? With my friends in the backyard

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies? Yes! I'm a quite emotional viewer

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend? I got doubles of "Come away with me" by Norah Jones

[sistersofmercy]

15. My answers

1. Be Nice Day, everyone in the world would have to be nice to others and refrain from violence. some mutually agreed upon date.

2. My whole family is very good at giving thoughtful gifts.

3. the rib region

4. two

5. Lucky penny

6. nose hair

7. Peace Enforcer equipped with a hypnotic peace ray that would subdue all agressors.

8. I would spend the day with my entire family if possible and call all of my closest friends to remind them how much I love them and what an honor it has been to have them in my life.

9. Yes, every time.

10. None, I rarely return gifts, only if I already have the item but I am more likely to donate it or give it to someone, not in a regifting manner, though.

[Interrobang]

16. Tough questions!

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be
celebrated?

I'd celebrate Riding Day on the first really nice day of Spring, when everyone who could should go out and go horseback riding outside... ;)

2. Who gives the best presents in your family?

I do, most of the time!

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?

On my ribs.

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?

My sinuses require a two-hand technique.

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime,
nickel or penny?

A penny, but I'm superstitious about that -- I always say, "Find a penny, pick it up/All the day you'll have good luck!"

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?

Ear hair.

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?

I'd be SuperMedia Girl, and my powers would be to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?

With my fiance, a twelve-pack of condoms, a half an ounce of weed, and lots of takeout Chinese food. 'Nuff said.

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?

Sometimes, and then I get mad that I got manipulated.

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?

The wallet I got from my mom, because it's a crappy nylon POS and it says "Tracker!" across the side. I wanted a plain black leather one on a chain (a decent gauge of chain, too). Bleah. And I'm not returning anything today because a) I'm leaving in a few minutes, and b) since today's Boxing Day, ain't nothin' moving in retail except the clocks on the walls.

[Insider]

19. #7

"I'd be SuperMedia Girl, and my powers would be to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable."

:D

[Kathy in Cambridge]

17. OK

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?

Kick the dumbass out of office day

2. Who gives the best presents in your family? Me

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body? My feet

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two? Two

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny? penny

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair? Back hair.

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?

I would have the power to kick every ignorant freeper ass.

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?

With my family and kitties.

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies? Sometimes.

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend? None.

[Insider]

18. answers

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?
Individuality Day "do your own thing, and then get back in line tomorrow"

2. Who gives the best presents in your family?
#2 sister-in-law (cool clothes, music, books, or cash)

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?
feets

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?
one nose, two hands

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny?
EVERY PENNY GETS PICKED UP money is money

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?
nose

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?
"Insider", the mindreader

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?
non-stop movies (home theater DVD), buttery-salty popcorn, pepsi, Lindt chocolates (escapism)

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?
yes favorite? end of west side story

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?
n/a

[Insider]

20. magic rat?

did we miss your answers? inquiring minds wanna know

[AlFrankenFan]

21. Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

1. Democratic Appriciation Day - A Day to appriciate Democrats, taking place on February 7th

2. My grandparents

3. I'm not ticklish

4. 2

5. Penny

6. Nose or ear hair ewwww

7. No clue what I'd call myself, but flying sounds like fun

8. Eating, hanging out with my best friend drinking Frappichinos, and going completely insane in Colorado

9. Rarely

10. None

[Bundbuster]

22. Random answers

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?
November "Election Day" so that everyone could get to the polls.


2. Who gives the best presents in your family?
Me

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?
Bottom of footsies

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?
Does anyone blow with one hand?

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny?
I stoop for pennies - it's the economy, stupid!


6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?
Hey - I resemble all of those remarks. Like to lose the ear growth.


7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?
I am "Bundbuster", ridding the planet of bushCorp/PNAC evils.

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?
You really don't want to know - involves acts (and people)I always wish I'd done.

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?
I cry when I can't find the remote to get chimpy off my screen.

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?
None - I'm easy to please.

[VelmaD]

23. Here ya go

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?
I like Raven's idea - Thanksgiving at least once a month. Football and food.

2. Who gives the best presents in your family?
Me. Seriously. I love shopping for other people and I get fun stuff.

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?
The insides of my elbows and my neck.

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?
2 - always 2

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny?
I stop and pick up pennies. It's good luck. If you give the penny away it's double the good luck.

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?
Nose hair. Most off putting when you get up close and personal.

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?
The Great Sarcasmo - I'd have a cutting remark for every situation. :evilgrin:

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?
Sex. Lots and lots of sex. :-)

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?
Yup. Shh...don't tell anyone, but I'm kinda a sap.

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?
None. I got good stuff.

[shanti]

24. my responses

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?

BOB MARLEY DAY - ON HIS BIRTHDAY, OF COURSE!

2. Who gives the best presents in your family?

MOM

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?

RIBS

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?

TWO

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny?

QUARTER

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?

BACK

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?

INVISIBLE WOMAN

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?

WITH MY FAMILY

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?

SURE!

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?

I ONLY GOT A CHECK FOR $50 AND I'M SURE AS HELL NOT TAKING IT BACK!

[JohnKleeb]

25. ok

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?
My birt and 7/24 its my birthday
2. Who gives the best presents in your family?
My ma and da
3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?
armpit
4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?
two
5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny?
penny
6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?
ear
7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?
Stupid man and the ablity to morph
8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?
get drunk or laid :D
9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?
yeah sure
10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?
are you nuts :)

[maxanne]

26. okay

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?

Eleanor Roosevelt's birthday. It would be a national holiday.

2. Who gives the best presents in your family?

I do

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?

the bottoms of my feet

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?

Two - and I honk in a most unladylike manner.

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny?

I usually leave it for someone who needs it more.

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?

Ear and nose - don't make me choose.

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?

Oddly enough, my campaign manager in 2002 used to refer to me as the PUTZFIGHTER!!

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?

I'd want to be close to those I love the most.

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?

Yup

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?

None, so far.

[Martin Eden]

28. Democracy Day and Spycaster the superhero

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?
I would celebrate Democracy Day every November 2nd to celebrate the day in 2004 when the United States of America was liberated from the regime of George W. Bush.

2. Who gives the best presents in your family?
My wife, because I tell her what I want and she listens.

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?
The inside of my nose, right before I sneeze.

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?
One hand, two nostrils, and a lungful of air.

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny?
Penny -- I used to collect coins as a kid, and you never know when a 1909 VDB is gonna turn up.

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?
Nose hair I guess, since that's what I'm most likely to see. They're all much more disgusting on a gal.

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?
Spycaster can travel unseen to any place and time, record the sights and sounds, and broadcast it on television. Whether it be the grassy knoll in Dallas '63 or Cheney's secret energy policy meetings, the truth would be exposed. I know, I know -- such power is subject to abuse (can anyone say invasion of privacy?) -- but awesome responsibility is all part of being a superhero.

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?
I would use my Spycaster superpower to indulge my curiosity about historical events.

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?
Often. But even though I thoroughly enjoyed LOTR, I didn't shed a tear.

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?
Hey, I thought if I answered these questions I didn't hafta!!!

[southerngirlwriter]

29. My answer:

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?

I already have. Every year, on January 11th, it's "I Love (my real name) Day." I buy myself flowers and lounge in a porch swing, write poetry, and listen to music.

2. Who gives the best presents in your family?

Me, when I have money.

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?

Under my right ear.

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?

One.

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny?

Dime.

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?

Ear.

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?

I am a superhero. My superpower is a secret (sorry).

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?

With my adoptive father, playing chess and reminiscing.

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?

Usually.

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?

I got a CD and some money (not much). Nothing to return, since I like the CD. I spent the money on groceries.

[The Undertaker]

30. Santa never came to my house...that bastard...anyways...

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?
A. I wouldn't create one...bah hum bug!

2. Who gives the best presents in your family?
A. My parents, of course.

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?
A. On my belly (tickle that, I'll sound like the Pillsbury Dough Boy.)

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?
A. None-I blow my nose with kleenex. :)

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny?
A. A quarter...I can dry one load of clothes with that!

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?
A. Um...I don't play for that team...but I'd have to say back hair.

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?
A. I'd like to be a "SuperHero In Training...S.H.I.T. for short. :P...and my superpowers would be that of "The Hurricane."

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?
A. One full day of awesome sex and sex acts. :evilgrin:

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?
A. Oh hell no.

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?
A. I've decided not to return any.

[eileen_d]

31. Hi, my name is eileen_d, please don't send Santa after me

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?

Oh, you're going to require actual thoughtfulness? Argh! ;)
The only thing that comes to my mind is a mandatory day off from school and work on the first snow day of each year.

2. Who gives the best presents in your family?

My whole family (the nuclear version) is pretty good in that regard. Step out past that boundary, however, and things get pretty sketchy...

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?

I don't know actually, but please send a squad of young bachelors to help me figure it out.

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?

Both. Ambi-nostrilous?

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny?

One thin dime, baby.

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?

Back hair. Sorry fellas.

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?

That's another tough one. I don't really want to have a superpower; I would like to have power over my own negative thoughts that tend to mess with my life.

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?

If I couldn't be near my family, I would sit by the Yellowstone River. If I could be near my family, I would, but in a way that is almost more painful to contemplate.

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?

Lately, yes, a lot more than I used to. I cried at the end of "It's a Wonderful Life" for the first time this year. There are other movies that cue the waterworks for me every time, but I thought I was too cynical to get sucked into that Jimmy Stewart thang.

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?

None that I know of. However, I have a gift exchange with some oddball relatives tomorrow, so I wouldn't be surprised...

[aQuArius]

32. WOW!

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated? I WOULD CELEBRATE BEING BY MYSELF FOR A DAY!

2. Who gives the best presents in your family? MY MOM!!!

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body? FEET??? I HAVE NO CLUE...

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two? EWWW!!

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny? PENNY, EVERY CENT COUNTS!

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair? NOSE!!!

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be? SUPER BABY-SITTING MOM, GIVING MOMS EVERYWHERE A DAY OFF!!!

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here? HUGGING, SINGING & LAUGHING WITH MY KIDS

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies? NOT A LOT

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend? THE ORIGINAL PRESENTS I GOT FOR MY IN-LAWS, BUI GAVE THEM SOMETHING ELSE!

[wickerwoman]

33. Damn greedy Santa....

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?

Everyone should celebrate my birthday- it's in August right in the middle of the largest holiday dry spell. They should celebrate it by sending me presents.

2. Who gives the best presents in your family?

I give the best presents in my family.

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?

The neck. I can't even wear turtlenecks.

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?

I never blow my nose. I sneeze with two hands though.

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny?

Now, a quarter. When I was a kid once I wanted to go to a movie but I was about a dollar fifty short. I spent two hours combing three parking lots and came up with the cash.

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?

If I'm married to him, back hair. If I just have to work with/look at him, nose hair. That stuff is hypnotic.

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?

Anono-girl. I'd basically be Mystique from X-Men but without a permanent look (and especially not a blue one).

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?

Eating lots of chocolate and listening to old records.

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?

Yes. but only if I don't feel I'm being manipulated. Nothing pisses me off like rising music and a child in peril.

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?

I didn't get any Christmas gifts. :-(

[Blue-Jay]

34. Here we go...

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?

I'd celebrate the entire month of February, preferably in the Bahamas. February sucks the funky cheese.

2. Who gives the best presents in your family?

Aside from *me*, I'd have to say my brother. He bought me a 100 GB hard drive

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?

My stomach.

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?

Two

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny?

A nickel.

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?

Back hair. Luckily, I'm not hairy.

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?

I'd be The Carbohydrate Man!!! My power would be eating pizza.

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?

I'd listen to John Coltrane and try to get laid.

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?

Sometimes. "Jurassic Park 3 makes me cry, because I can't believe I spent 10 bucks on the DVD of that piece of shit movie.

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?

I'm returning the velour Starter®, pimp daddy sweatsuit. I feel embarassed even thinking about wearing it around the house when no one is looking.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

35. Here !

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?
- Nature Day , during the start of the spring to worship mother Earth and everything in the order of nature .

2. Who gives the best presents in your family?
- My aunt :)
3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?
- I am not telling ! :)

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?
- two

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny?
- anything will make me richer

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?
- nose hair

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?
- not telling :)

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?
- having as much sex as I could , why not go out with an orgasm :)

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?
- sometimes . If its Steel Magnolias then pass me the Kleenex

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?
- nothing , I like all of my gifts :)

[Spider Jerusalem]

36. Okay...

1. Fuck Off Day, a day for everyone to spend in solitude. Date variable according to personal preference or need.

2. My parents, or maybe my grandmother.

3. Anywhere. I'm extremely sensitive to touch, and most of the time don't like being touched at all, as it usually creates an unpleasant sensation somewhat akin to receiving an electric shock.

4. Two. One to hold closed the non-venting nostril, the other to hold the tissue.

5. Probably a nickel.

6. All three are pretty damned bad. I'm fortunately too young for ear hair, yet...I trim the hairs in my nostrils, and tweeze the annoying little buggers that have started appearing (sparsely, thankfully) on my shoulders (extreme upper back, I suppose...ah, the joys of aging.)

7. I'd have to rip off Alan Moore and call myself Dr. Manhattan, with complete mastery over space, time and matter.

8. I'd break my substance-abuse taboo and get hold of some high-grade heroin.

9. No.

10. Not returning anything (I got clothes, from people who know what I like, money, and gift certificates for books and electronics.)

[JaySherman]

37. mine

1. If you were going to create a holiday, what would you celebrate and when would this holiday be celebrated?
Dec 17. My birthday of course. All will pay homage to me!

2. Who gives the best presents in your family?
My aunt. The only one outside of my parents who doesn't gip me because my birthday is so close to Christmas. Always gets me lots of cool stuff too.

3. Where is the most ticklish spot on your body?
My ribs and my neck.

4. Do you blow your nose with one hand or two?
Two

5. What's the smallest amount of money you'd stop and pick up off the ground - a dollar, quarter, dime, nickel or penny?
Quarter

6. What's worse on a guy - back hair, nose hair or ear hair?
Umm... Probably back hair. I could trim the other two.

7. If you were going to become a superhero, what would you call yourself and what would your superpower be?
Mage. I'd have the power to hurl fireballs and lightning bolts at my enemies or turn them into stone statues.

8. If an asteroid was headed to earth and impact was expected tomorrow, how would you spend your last day here?
Gettingeall my friends and family together for one big asteroid party.

9. Do you cry during emotional scenes in movies?
Rarely

10. What Christmas gift are you returning today or this weekend?
None. I got cash and gift certificates.