Ashlee Simpson: "Skechers is brand that is not afraid to going the beyond"

[Human Torch]

Ashlee Simpson is helping to launch a new line of footwear for Skechers and at a photocall in London yesterday she said:

"Skechers is brand that is not afraid to going the beyond. I look forward to representing Skechers clothing line; I also hope to add a few more pairs to my wardrobe."

Read that first sentence again. Read it twice if you have to. Now picture it being said by a 3-year-old girl in her pajamas holding a stuffed teddy bear. Because that's the kind of person that should be saying stuff like that, not a 22-year-old woman. Ashlee's getting cute as hell, but I'm surprised she isn't required by law to wear a helmet and kneepads.

A ton more of Ashlee Simpson promoting shoes after the jump. Half of which she probably ate because she thought they were cookies.



http://www.thesuperficial.com/

[Bossy Monkey]

1. Translated to Chinese and then back. Actual quote is here.

http://www.ashleesimpson.com/news1.html (quarter way down the page): "I grew up wearing SKECHERS. Like me, they are not afraid of taking chances and having fun," said Ashlee...

Your quote is here: http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-09/14/content_5091965.htm

Now go outside and look up. See that? That's the sun falling out of the sky. That's what happens when you make me defend Ashlee Simpson.:)

[Ravenseye]

2. Big shock

The girl and her sister are both dumb as posts.

[tigereye]

3. why does anyone care about those women? her and her sister?

they are just idiotic. I can't believe that anyone, including entertainment agents, takes them seriously. They are foolish and have no talent. :banghead:

[Elidor]

4. "foolish and have no talent"

That's so often the prerequisite for commercial success in the entertainment industy.

[Pool Hall Ace]

5. She does look cute with all the work she's had done.

But what is her talent again? I keep forgetting.