I want to retire, too.

[King Coal]

Retirement

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do
to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went down town and went
into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when
I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving
a retired person a break"?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him
a "Nazi turd."

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having
worn tires. So I called him a "shithead."

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came down town on the bus
and the car that he was putting the tickets on had
a bumper sticker that said "Bush-Cheney."

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important to my health.