Anyone want to help write some song lyrics?

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

Just add your own line or two to the previous post and let's see what happens.

I'll start:


"My motor boat's on empty and there's holes in my shoes"

[Floogeldy]

1. Motor Boats do not have gas gauges.

In addition, if your boat did run out of gas, the holes in your shoes would not do anything to diminish your chances of survival.

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

2. Work with me here.....

It's all in fun...

[idgiehkt]

8. that is hysterical

:rofl:

make it rhyme, and you could have a winner!

[LiberalHeart]

3. Okay...

My motor boat's on empty and there's holes in my shoes --
but I still got a big-ass bottle of booze.

[WindRavenX]

4. Ok

My motor boat's on empty and there's holes in my shoes --
but I still got a big-ass bottle of booze.
I growl and I roar, coz everything's in ruin

[LiberalHeart]

5. Okay again...

My motor boat's on empty and there's holes in my shoes --
but I still got a big-ass bottle of booze.
I growl and I roar, coz everything's in ruin.
I'm gonna get fired an' the old lady's stewin'

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

6. and again....

My motor boat's on empty and there's holes in my shoes --
but I still got a big-ass bottle of booze.
I growl and I roar, coz everything's in ruin.
I'm gonna get fired an' the old lady's stewin'

Boss man comes up to says I wuz late
but that ain't possible on route 88

[Stardust]

7. and again...

My motor boat's on empty and there's holes in my shoes --
but I still got a big-ass bottle of booze.
I growl and I roar, coz everything's in ruin.
I'm gonna get fired an' the old lady's stewin'

Boss man comes up to says I wuz late
but that ain't possible on route 88.
His clock is just fast and soon I'll be wishin'
For two oars and a pole and some time to go fishin'.

[some guy]

9. and *instrumental break*

My motor boat's on empty and there's holes in my shoes --
but I still got a big-ass bottle of booze.
I growl and I roar, coz everything's in ruin.
I'm gonna get fired an' the old lady's stewin'

Boss man comes up to says I wuz late
but that ain't possible on route 88.
His clock is just fast and soon I'll be wishin'
For two oars and a pole and some time to go fishin'.

*break*
triangle solo by Canada's own u4ic
:) (next verse, please)

[bridgit]

10. our union rep's funky but i still pay the dues...

[Guava Jelly]

11. okay

My motor boat's on empty and there's holes in my shoes --
but I still got a big-ass bottle of booze.
I growl and I roar, coz everything's in ruin.
I'm gonna get fired an' the old lady's stewin'

Boss man comes up to says I wuz late
but that ain't possible on route 88.
His clock is just fast and soon I'll be wishin'
For two oars and a pole and some time to go fishin'.

*break*
triangle solo by Canada's own u4ic


our union rep's funky but i still pay the dues.

You cant believe anything you hear in the news
Why does Mel Gibson Hate the Jews.
I found a recipe for sour rabbit stew
Take away my keyboard I havent a clue

(never said i was Bob Dylan)

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

13. More

My motor boat's on empty and there's holes in my shoes --
but I still got a big-ass bottle of booze.
I growl and I roar, coz everything's in ruin.
I'm gonna get fired an' the old lady's stewin'

Boss man comes up to says I wuz late
but that ain't possible on route 88.
His clock is just fast and soon I'll be wishin'
For two oars and a pole and some time to go fishin'.

*break*
triangle solo by Canada's own u4ic


our union rep's funky but i still pay the dues.

You cant believe anything you hear in the news
Why does Mel Gibson Hate the Jews.
I found a recipe for sour rabbit stew
Take away my keyboard I havent a clue

But with a ballot in my right hand and a pen in my left
I'm hopin' to leave my GOPer boss bereft

[Omphaloskepsis]

12. "My motor boat's on empty and there's holes in my shoes"

You think love lies on the shore.
The hole is in your heart.
Your love is lost. Never to be found.
You want to be emotional, ha, Jawbreaker did that first.
I want to sing of lost loves..
And you are a lost love.
Let me tell you about why I hate you...
Why do you hate me?


Fuck, that is about it for me.


I could go on... I just need a drink.

[wildhorses]

14. I'll give it a go...(omitted O cos WTF??)

My motor boat's on empty and there's holes in my shoes --
but I still got a big-ass bottle of booze.
I growl and I roar, coz everything's in ruin.
I'm gonna get fired an' the old lady's stewin'

Boss man comes up to says I wuz late
but that ain't possible on route 88.
His clock is just fast and soon I'll be wishin'
For two oars and a pole and some time to go fishin'.

*break*
triangle solo by Canada's own u4ic


our union rep's funky but i still pay the dues.

You cant believe anything you hear in the news
Why does Mel Gibson Hate the Jews.
I found a recipe for sour rabbit stew
Take away my keyboard I havent a clue

But with a ballot in my right hand and a pen in my left
I'm hopin' to leave my GOPer boss bereft
He thinks I'm dippy
and I think he's daft

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

15. And more...

My motor boat's on empty and there's holes in my shoes --
but I still got a big-ass bottle of booze.
I growl and I roar, coz everything's in ruin.
I'm gonna get fired an' the old lady's stewin'

Boss man comes up to says I wuz late
but that ain't possible on route 88.
His clock is just fast and soon I'll be wishin'
For two oars and a pole and some time to go fishin'.

*break*
triangle solo by Canada's own u4ic


our union rep's funky but i still pay the dues.

You cant believe anything you hear in the news
Why does Mel Gibson Hate the Jews.
I found a recipe for sour rabbit stew
Take away my keyboard I havent a clue

But with a ballot in my right hand and a pen in my left
I'm hopin' to leave my GOPer boss bereft
He thinks I'm dippy
and I think he's daft
But in the middle o' November I'm gonna have the last laugh

Can't hardly wait to see the Bossman when....