The Last Cowboy Hero of all CAPTONS!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Well, with the economy in the ol' dumpster, with the jobless rate spiking, with my tax
cuts popping a blood vessel in the cranium of the national deficit, with our boys in a deepening and
sickening quagmire (and still no WMDs), with the House and Senate as divided as ever in the past
century, with Liberia screaming as it sinks beneath the waves of history, with North Korea ratcheting
up its nuclear weapons program, with Afganistan in political freefall, with al-Quaeda gathering in
secret cells throughout Iraq waiting to pounce on hundreds of US soldiers, with political discourse
hitting an all time low, with Tony Blair battling for his political life, . . . Gee, I think it's time for a
vacation. . . . Really feels like I've earned it! . . . Hey, I'm outta here."

[Sequoia]

1. "Catch A Wave

'cause I'm sittin' on top of the world"

[buff2]

2. Thanks to all Amuricans

Who have $ucked my d*ck for the past 2 and a half years. Now, I'm going to take my month long vacation and roll the money in so I can buy the presidency.....I can't win it fair and square,I either have to steal it or buy it....or both. See ya SUCKERS!!!!!!!!

[Dhalgren]

3. Gimme three steps, gimme three steps

mister, gimme three steps tward the door!

[Fenris]

4. W. is "reckonin'":

"Damn, I look good. This suit. This tie. This oversized lapel pin. This chiseled, Grecian, adonis-like body. Goddamn. I. Am. Hot. There is no getting around that. I make that pudgy s-o-b that sat on my throne before his shameful exit via term limits look like an albino Thelma from "What's Happening?" It's a shame I don't get more tail, though. That guy was at least thirty pounds heavier than I am and didn't come from old money or have half my neo-con brain capacity, and the jailbait just flocked to him. Why don't no women ever offer to give me Oral Office hummers? God knows I need some sexual stimulation. Laaara's too drugged up to put out, so I got to "help myself" with a stack of Hustlers I found behind a bookshelf in my office (thank you, Willy). Imagine, the leader of the Free World wanking to back issues of a nudie mag. Now that's just sad."

[cosmicdot]

7. Now that's just sad.

noooooooo ... why did I hear Ross Perot's voice in my head when I read that ... noooooooo

[Fenris]

11. "Larry, can I finish?"

"Larry, will you please let me finish? Larry, my God, why won't you let me finish?"

He and Dubya have eerily similar voices.

[cosmicdot]

12. the country is going to hell in a handbasket

...and, all you want to talk about is ...

funny funny stuff

[cosmicdot]

5. watch my back as I sneak out the back door

... and, don't let any of these old money folks out until you shake 'em down for as much as you can ... these people will eat poop if they think it makes 'em feel 'mportant and in the 'in' crowd ... if they catch on ... the gig's up ... they'll abandon ship like rats and run to the next sacred money cow ... some of 'em still think it's 1929 ... that they're royalty ... and, hate FDR like no tomorrow ... keep 'em guessing ... I'm outta here ...

[regularguy]

6. Not a caption.......

Aside from the fact the the subject is an evil lower primate, this really is one heck of a photograph.

[rock]

8. Five votes

How many times do I gotta tell ya?

[smallprint]

9. buh bye now

buh bye... bye now... uh huh, buh bye... see ya... awright now buh bye... why are yall still here? didn't uncle dick n uncle karl tell you ta scoot yer boots? buh BYE now... BUH BYE... UNCA KARL MAKE EM LEAVE MAKE EM LEAVE I'M TIRRRRRRED

[cosmicdot]

10. W: don't mind me ... I'm just cruising through this bus tour ...

... to make it look like I'm a man of the people ... photo op ... I'll be gone before most of them know what happened ... oh, yes, thanks, James Baker does help me dress sometimes ... I'll let him know you see striking similarities ... it's sort of a Billie Sol Estes look we got going down in good ol'boy Texas ... gotta buzz on out ...

[LuLu550]

13. "These are not the droids you are looking for..."

LuLu

[skip fox]

15. Wellcome to DU, LuLu550

:toast:

[LuLu550]

17. Thanks

This is a fun place! A sactuary for a liberal living in a small Republican town. :dem:
LuLu

[Catshrink]

18. I was thinking Uri Geller

bending spoons with his mind. Oops, I forgot. Jr. doesn't have a mind.

[Not a robought]

14. "...and to the American people, all I have to say is...

talk to the hand..."

[myrna minx]

16. Its Chicken HAWK not Chicken wing.