Should I hand out kiwi, roofing nails, or Q-tips for Halloween?

[Rabrrrrrr]

I'm in a quandary.

Though I'm still also tempted by giving out cups of milk, just pouring them into the bags.

[bridgit]

1. YAY, Q-tips, you could twist'em round in your ear 1st...

tell'em they're caramel dipped ;)

[trof]

5. NEVER put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear.

It's the law!

[bridgit]

6. yeah, like that matters...

:spray: :rofl:

[matcom]

2. condoms

used is the preference

[trof]

7. We could fill 'em with grits?

That would work.

[bridgit]

8. you will never make america a great nation by filling condoms with grits...

imo :)

[trof]

17. Now wait! Don't be so sure. Who knows?

Grit filled condoms could be the next Hacky-Sack.
Millions of kids kicking them around on school playgrounds?
I may be on to something here.
I'll get back to ya.

[bridgit]

21. i know all there is to know about grits, i seen My Cousin Vinny...

B-)

[wildhorses]

11. OMG

:spray::puke::rofl:

[wildhorses]

12. wo0t

[Parche]

3. hand out

Why not propholactics this year????

[trof]

4. Down here we dole out grits.

Cooked, of course.
Just ladle them into the bag.
Kids love 'em.

[Sugar Smack]

9. I'm handing out empty prescription bottles.

Have to unload them somehow. :bounce:

[bridgit]

10. that'll learn'em some...

:bounce:

[Sugar Smack]

13. Yep, our kiddies need an education!

:rofl: Not a bunch of fun sweet stuff that'll turn them into real-life monsters, right? :toast:

[bridgit]

14. i had an ejumacation once...

and look what happened to me :rofl: :toast:

[Sugar Smack]

16. You turned into a librul, dangitall!

That's what a edumacation'll do. Now go eat some mini Snickers so's you'll be fit to hold up a bank. I'll join you once I finish off this bag of Butterfinger BB's.

:D :toast: :party: :bounce: :spank: :beer: :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :applause:

[bridgit]

20. dad gum it, i knew i should'ah went to USC...

:yoiks: :yourock:

[KG]

39. beer and fried chicken embryos?

[wildhorses]

15. Q-tips---cos they will

hurt less when they throw them back at you:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. I say go with the Q-tips, provided they're used.

LynneSin can help you with that. She's addicted to Q-tips.

[Fleshdancer]

19. Go all out this year: miniature bottles of whiskey

because it's classy ;)

[Beetwasher]

Heh, What? You Don't Have Any Fiberglass Insulation??? WTF?

Like that's even a question. :shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. I gave it away to the kids during the Memorial Day parade.

Fuckin' Yutz.

:eyes:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

22. Lock washers, dog biscuits or suppositories?

It's so hard to decide.

[JVS]

23. jarts

[Gormy Cuss]

24. DIY kits

razors, apples, instructions.

[Flying Dream Blues]

35. Now you're talkin'. We had to skip the gormy cuss' house on Halloween...

mom always said that old man looked like he'd hand out poisoned candy. I told her, naw, just razor apples.
:)

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. I think you should take over my job as room mother...that I was

somehow volunteered for. I think you'll be great at it. :thumbsup:

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. That would be my dream job!

"Hey - Bobby - is that costume flame retardant? (foooooooooooooomf!) Nope, guess not. Sorry! Let that be a lesson to you kids. Where's my scotch? Where IS MY FUCKING SCOTCH?! You, Jimmy - here's a fifty - run down to the store and get me some single malt, ya bastard. Okay, now, for the rest of us, it's art time! Today we're doing piss paintings..."

[ScreamingMeemie]

30. Well, there you go then...It's yours for the taking...Just don't tell them

you know me! :hi:

[seemunkee]

28. Whatever happened to the old traditions

fried eggs and beer

[KamaAina]

29. How about some of these?

and you can tuck 'em away neatly into one of these:



:evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

31. You'd make a mess pouring milk into bags. Are you crazy, man?

Put the milk in styrofoam cups first.

[Lady Freedom]

32. Chile!!!

Just scoop into their bags and hand out plastic spoons!

[GOPisEvil]

33. Give out Canadian pennies or that counterfeit currency you have on hand.

[u4ic]

34. Why not

rocks? Razor blades to the special ones...

[Flying Dream Blues]

36. How about what my dog refers to as "yard candy?" Abundant and cheap. nt

[SOteric]

37. Miniature tins of Spam.

:hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

38. And perhaps some deviled ham!

Though i'm thinking maybe I'll just scrape the fat off the spam and put that in the kids' bags.

[AllegroRondo]

45. beanie weenies and potted meat

[miss_american_pie]

40. Styrofoam peanuts

[meegbear]

41. Chick tracts ...

save them while they're still young!

http://www.chick.com/bc/2006/treat.asp?wpc=treat.asp&wpp=a

[mongo]

42. Hand out Cigarettes

It's really getting expensive for the kiddies these days...

[Rabrrrrrr]

47. Oh, yes! PERFECT!! I can't believe I didn't think of that!

YOU are a GOD!

[devilgrrl]

43. Rubberbands work too

:shrug:

[marzipanni]

44. One year we ran out of candy so my husband gave a choice of

golf balls (his dad found them while playing golf) or walnuts (our neighbor has a tree and gives us a bag of 'em)
How about ice cubes, maybe wrapped in foil to look like large chocolate kisses.

[Nickster]

46. How about bowling balls covered with a nice layer of caramel?

Drop one of those caramel covered beauties in their bag and watch their eyes light up!

Or my all time favorite, fresh hot pennies straight from the deep fryer! Now that's Halloween! Boy Howdy!