My family has no idea that I am going to sacrifice them...

[anarch]

to appease the volcano god.

[XNASA]

1. You gotta do, what you gotta do.

Far be it from me to judge.

[ghostsofgiants]

2. Haha, suckers.

[BarenakedLady]

3. Sounds good to me

Don't ever piss off the volcano god I always say.


Or do I always say "a penny saved is a penny earned."

Oh hell, it's one or the other.

[Arugula Latte]

4. Could you please appease Mt. St. Helens?

That's the most active one closest to my home and I don't want 'er to blow again. Thanks! :hi:

[JoDog]

5. Not so fast

A virgin is a terrible thing to waste!

[ThomCat]

6. Remember, they need to wear natural fibers to the sacrifice.

plastic clothing gives the valcano god indigestion. :P