Weirdest slogan you've ever seen...

[NewWaveChick1981]

The winner for me is a billboard I saw on US Highway 70 heading to the NC coast some years back. It was for King's Barbecue, and it advertised their food and their location. Right in the middle of the billboard, it said, "WE LOVE CHILDREN! TRY OUR BABY BACK RIBS!" :yoiks: Ummmm... kids check in but they don't check out???? :rofl: Maybe they should call it Sweeney Todd Barbecue...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Hmm...

I'm sure I can think of something better, but I'm gonna go with "Suck a Sunny Day" for now, even though it wasn't really a slogan.

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. That was too freakin' funny when you told me that one a day or two ago...

:rofl: :hi:

[Rambis]

7. Tidy Turf we are #1 in the #2 business

dog poop removers-

[NewWaveChick1981]

11. LOL....

:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

3. "Blind Man Driving"

Saw this on a truck with caution signs all over it. Turns out, it was for a company that makes venetian blinds, and the company was called "The Blind Man". But the truck was sitting in front of me at a stoplight and when I first read the sign that said "Caution: Blind Man Driving" it freaked me out.

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. I'll bet...

:rofl: That would be very freaky...

[wildhorses]

5. Bush for President--pretty much sucked

I dunno I thought it was weird and made no sense whatsoever:shrug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. That is one of the vilest, weirdest slogans ever...

:thumbsup:

[mockmonkey]

8. Honeywagon

sign that they had on their truck, "We can take a lot of crap."

[NewWaveChick1981]

10. OMG...

:rofl: :yoiks:

[Road Scholar]

9. Sign on a plumber's truck: "A Straight flush beats a full house"

Ok, Ok it ain't all that weird, but I sure thought it was a good one for a plumber.:rofl: :rofl: :pals: :hi: Hiya good lookin'.

[NewWaveChick1981]

12. OMG!

:rofl: :hi: Too funny!

:hi: :loveya: Hi yourself! :*

[ET Awful]

13. Sign on butcher shop in Cambridge, MA

"Live Poultry, Fresh Killed"

[noonwitch]

14. "Jesus Is Coming And Grandma's Cooking!"

On 1-75 near the Florida/Georgia border, for a truck stop. I saw the sign in 1993, so it might not be there anymore.

I should have stopped, the food was probably really good. Say what you want about the south, but they sure do cook some good food.

[conscious evolution]

15. 'You can't beat our meat'

Culver City Meat Co.

Laughed my butt off when I saw that!

[originalpckelly]

16. Oh, get off it already...

Or is that get it off already? :shrug:

:rofl:

[Momgonepostal]

17. Not weird but, I bakery near where I used to live...

had the slogan, "Be a regular customer, eat a bran muffin everyday!"

[idgiehkt]

18. another one: "#1 in the #2 business"

this was for a company that serviced septic tanks.

[cobalt1999]

23. Nobody sticks their nose in our business...

septic tank company too.

[Dukkha]

19. a steakhouse in SF

"We grind our own beef"

[khashka]

20. OK, but it's naughty......

There used to be an ad and the slogan was "Americans don't want to just survive, they want to suceed!"

Which I always heard as "suck seed".... and wondered if it was appropriate to mention blow jobs on TV. But it always made me laugh.

Khash.

[youthere]

21. My favorite is for a local church...

they advertise in the local monthly newsletter:

"Come join us for worship if you need something to do."

I just keep thinking..this is the best they could come up with?

[Kutjara]

22. On a photocopy shop/design studio in Dublin, Ireland...

..."Don't panic! Let us do it for you."

[Red State Rebel]

24. "Do you have foul emissions coming from your rear end?"

"Our techs can help your car, but you'll have to wait outside"

This was at a muffler/exhaust shop in south St. Louis. I almost drove off the road laughing.

[GOPisEvil]

25. Welcome to our "ool". Notice there's no "P" in it. Let's keep it that way.

Actual sign hung from the gate of a swimming pool I worked at when I was in high school.

[yewberry]

26. Bunghole is not a dirty word!

Seen at Bunghole Liquors in Peabody, MA (and on the t-shirt I bought from them).

[blockhead]

27. kinda gross but

one of those trucks that that pump the porta-johns from construction sites said "your poop is our bread and butter". Yikes!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. Here's a couple local signs...

"Ah, the Dover Grill. A place to stop, grab a bite to eat, and have some...natural juices?"


"Rockaway's latest attempt to curb rampant speed limit breakage...by offering bonus points."


The only place in New Jersey where you can purchase a dollar for 99 hundredths of a cent!