Is it against the law for a duck and dog to get it on?

[originalpckelly]

This is a real problem, I think my dog wants to marry a duck. I don't which sex the duck is, but my dog is male.

Can a dog get it on with a duck?

If you can help me with this, I need an answer soon before we go for our walk tomorrow.

[fortyfeetunder]

1. Well if Kermit could marry Miss Piggy

why not a duck and a dog?

[Deja Q]

2. Well, the pig and the duck both taste good...

and have the same orifices (it's been said the dog's a male, go figure...)

[originalpckelly]

3. Are you saying my dog should eat his partner (gender?)?

Isn't that a little kinky?

[Pale Blue Dot]

4. The duck's a hooker. Wait until you see the bill.

*Rimshot*

:yoiks:

[thefool_wa]

7. BOOOOOOOOO!

10's of thousands of starving comedians on the streets and you make a joke like that!

:puke: :dunce: :)

[Drum]

5. Ask the authority:

[thefool_wa]

8. That duck is very nice

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

[XemaSab]

6. PAGE 20 RESCUE!

:bounce:

[Kajsa]

9. Birds of a feather, flock together,

but not dogs.

Your dog can be buddies with the duck- no problem.
They are probably pals right now.

:hi:

[sarge43]

10. "Can a dog get it on with a duck?"

Only in water. Is that a problem for the dog?