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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 07:56 PM Original message |
I accidentally backed my Hummer through my veal barn tonight. |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 07:57 PM Response to Original message |
1. Were you playing your Laura Branigan cds at the time? |
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Fuzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 07:57 PM Response to Original message |
2. At least you weren't smoking!!! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 07:58 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Or breastfeeding. |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 12:51 AM Response to Reply #3 |
24. Smoking AND breastfeeding at the same time! |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 07:59 PM Response to Original message |
4. Veal cutlets, breaded with |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 11:27 PM Response to Reply #4 |
23. Cutlets is a funny word. |
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greatauntoftriplets (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 07:59 PM Response to Original message |
5. Was this after dinner at the Olive Garden.... |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 01:15 AM Response to Reply #5 |
28. I only do that with my face fully veiled... |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 07:59 PM Response to Original message |
6. Maybe you can get a new barn door through freecycle. |
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lizziegrace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 07:59 PM Response to Original message |
7. He was in a hurry to get his |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 08:01 PM Response to Original message |
8. Did you go out to dinner at The Olive Garden afterwards? |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 08:18 PM Response to Original message |
9. That's cool - as long as you didn't set off any fireworks... |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 08:21 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Damn fucking rain. I was gonna set some off tonight. |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 08:36 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. I am so going to call the cops on you, |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 08:38 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. I'm smoking right now. |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 08:42 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. LOL! It's tough to type a dead-pan delivery, but your last sentence |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 08:49 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Yeah, my Grand Cherokee eats gas. |
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IndyBob (216 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 09:38 PM Response to Original message |
15. Had a bad night too |
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Mz Pip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 09:44 PM Response to Original message |
16. No yellow ribbons |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 09:50 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. I thought I lost one, but found it in one of my seal fur coats |
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Mz Pip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 10:11 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. You could have washed |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 09:55 PM Response to Original message |
18. It's okay though |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 10:33 PM Response to Original message |
20. This deserves more eyes. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 11:25 PM Response to Original message |
21. You can make all of this right if you have a chicken pot pie at Cracker |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-17-06 11:26 PM Response to Original message |
22. You should have been breastfeeding those danged calves. |
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Broken_Hero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 12:53 AM Response to Original message |
25. Well, |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 12:53 AM Response to Original message |
26. Tell it to John Fucking Kerry |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-18-06 01:12 AM Response to Reply #26 |
27. KERRY/OBAMA!1!08!!!!1!!!!! |
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