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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-17-06 02:03 PM
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I'm outing all homo sapiens DU'ers!!
You know who you are... the ones who strut around here on all fours, sporting your flashy flesh-tearing canine teeth.

But I know you all secretly BIPEDAL!!!!
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-17-06 02:12 PM
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1. hey what about homo erectus?
don't leave us out . . .
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-17-06 02:22 PM
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3. You guys out yourselves because you're always flaunting it!!
Are you a homo erectus or are you just happy to see me?
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-17-06 02:14 PM
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2. I'm no homo sapien thingie
and I didn't evolve from some damned dirty ape. My God lurves me exactly the way she made me.
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-17-06 02:26 PM
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4. I've heard the rumors about your cranial development
And your opposable thumb. People talk, you know.

:hide:
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-17-06 03:01 PM
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5. Bwaahahahahahahaha!!!!!
That was ridiculously funny...made worse by the fact that I saw it at the exact moment I was talking to a coworker (who clearly wasn't getting my joke) about my desire to be declared a "master barista" so that when I'm on the bar plying the perfection of my craft I can honestly say that "I'm not just barista-ing...I'm master barista-ing."

He still didn't get it, even after I added that is "...why I wash my hands between drinks, because not washing-up after you've been master barista-ing reflects poorly upon (me)."

How vaguely lewd of me.

Anyways, bravo...I'm on the floor hysterical and my co-worker is too dense to get why.
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-17-06 03:21 PM
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6. .
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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