Name the most tacky, disgusting thing you have ever witnessed...

[youthere]

in private or public (but try not to get this thread locked.)

here's mine:

My husband and I were out for dinner and at the table next to us was a young (guy and gal), maybe college kids, I don't really know. They'd been drinking (that was kind of obvious). All of a sudden the guy starts making these weird noises. At first we thought he was choking. He leans to the side and vomits on the floor next to him, and then calmly resumes eating as the girl giggles hysterically.

[AllegroRondo]

1. Mr Creasote, how are you feeling?

"better"

"better?"

"better get a bucket, I feel sick."

[BarenakedLady]

2. Oh god

I had totally blocked out that skit from my memory. Now it's back.

:puke:

[youthere]

4. "Put it all in a bucket with the eggs on top" n/t

[cwydro]

3. i was working

at a beer/wine store in college. A bunch of guys came in and one went in the cooler. Something seemed weird to me, so I followed him. He was just calmly taking a leak on top of all the beer cases. What a pig. I took him back outside and made sure his girlfriend knew what a pig he was (she was waiting in the car). I still only drink out of bottles now.

[youthere]

6. I'll be switching to bottled brew...

thank you very much. Gross.

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. I went to the bathroom at a Chick-Fil-A a year or so ago,

and there was a woman in the next stall having a business conversation on her cell phone while she was taking care of her own "business". Very, very loud "business". :yoiks: Apparently the person she was talking to had no idea she was in the bathroom. I am appalled by people who think it's just fine to have phone conversations while in the bathroom, so I made sure I flushed TWICE when I was finished so it would be a clue to the person on the other end. And the flush was LOUD. I then heard her say sheepishly, "Yes, I'm in the bathroom." :rofl: Serves her right.

For Chrissakes, if you gotta go, go----but do it before or after you have your conversation. :puke:

[youthere]

7. I like to do that to telemarketers...

I take the phone in the bathroom and flush so they think I've been on the crapper. It doesn't stop them, but I like to think it throws them off a little.

[NewWaveChick1981]

8. Actually, that's hysterical!

:rofl: I'll have to remember that. :P

In a public restroom, though, I think having a business or personal conversation while on the john is just tacky, tacky, tacky...

[kwassa]

9. Ongoing disgustingness

Men's rooms, when a guy walks into a toilet stall, pees into the toilet standing up, doesn't lift the seat before doing so, and leaves piss droplets all over the seat. Guaranteed not to flush, either. Essentially puts the toilet out of business.

Variation: those who throw paper towels into the toilet, thereby jamming it, also putting the toilet out of business.

[hunter]

10. I've partied in Tijuana with Navy guys.

That's probably all I need to say.

[graywarrior]

11. Watching a co-worker whom I despised pop zits onto the

company bathroom mirror and then leave without cleaning it. She's the same one who would lick up the salad dressing that dripped onto her desk. Joanne the Man, I used to called her. Wonder if someone killed her yet.

[youthere]

17. Just.eww.

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. Call me old fashioned but...

the other night I took my children out to Hu Hot Mongolian Barbecue. We were waiting to be seated and there was a young teen (I'd say 15-16) couple sitting with one of their parents waiting to be seated as well. The younger couple was ALL over each other. Loud smacky kisses... her legs over his lap. Uhhh... Hello? Mom? Dad? Kids? Perhaps you'll all disagree but PDA's in front of your parents? Ewwww.

[Lautremont]

13. It was in high school, and there was this guy, Sam Smith.

He was a senior, and very much so: it was rumoured that he was in his early thirties. He nevertheless had some hallmarks of adolescence, notably a cluster of craggy, crusty-looking acne around his mouth.

In our school there were some large windows in the hall. One day I saw Sam Smith approach a water fountain. Behind him, golden sunlight poured in through one of the windows. Thus beautifully backlit, Sam Smith horked up a huge yellow gob and let it drop slowly, viscously from his mouth onto the fountain spigot, over which it broke like an egg yolk. With the backlight, I could see particulates swimming around inside the giant gob. Some of it oozed right into the water-emitting orifice. Then he wiped his mouth with his sleeve, making a rasp-like sound, and strolled away.

I never used that fountain again, needless to say.

[crim son]

15. Allow me to compliment you on your prose.

And, EWWWWWWW! :puke:

[youthere]

16. Beautifully written...and completely horrifying.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. Gingerbread Castle=Redneck Bar + Petting Zoo

Yeah. Baaaaaaad idea.

[Downtown Hound]

18. I was sitting in a park in Provincetown

And this guy just walks past me, and all of a sudden, unzips his pants and takes a leak right there. Doesn't even try and go hide it in the bushes or anything. Just right out in the open on the walkway.

I also worked in a movie theater for three years when I was in college, and although I never actually saw anyone doing it, more than a few times I had to clean up someone's man juice that had been deposited on the floor.

[Call Me Wesley]

19. Locking.

Somewhere, it's lunch/dinner time ...

Respectfully submitted,

Call Me Wesley
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