Lock this thread!

[Deja Q]

[Blue-Jay]

1. Buttplug!

Just helpin' out...

[wildhorses]

2. the "C" word

[Deja Q]

6. Catheter?

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

7. damn dude, ya tryin' to remind me of work?

well, you succeded:P

[Deja Q]

8. Always attempt until ya succeed...

and I'm not using the other s-word to replace "attempt" with, for obvious reasons...

[ContraBass Black]

10. Whoa.

:scared:

You should post a warning.

[skygazer]

3. Fat Actress!

[trof]

4. Confederate flag.

Oh, I wish I wuh-uhz in the land of cotton...
:popcorn:

[Reverend_Smitty]

5. Olive Garden...screaming children...fried chicken with corn flakes!

:evilgrin:

[trof]

9. You shouldn't 'call out' mods.

They work very hard with no pay.
And they're up all hours of the night refereeing flame wars.
I'll bet you've never been one.
Maybe you should volunteer and see what it's like.
:sarcasm:
(For the sarcasmically challenged.)
;-)

OK, I'm wearing my Nomex thong.
:scared:

[Deja Q]

11. Oi! I love the mods!

The thread was meant to be literally about locks and threads.

The spin others took was not intended. Funny, but not intended.

[trof]

12. OK. I think you have SCD.*

*Sarcasmically Challenged Disorder.
I think they have drugs for that.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. But........my dear Hypno!

WHY?

:shrug:

[calico1]

14. Maybe this:

[Deja Q]

15. I can only handle one kitty at one time.

:(

[graywarrior]

16. .

[Deja Q]

17. scalping hair extensions?

:shrug:

[graywarrior]

18. I've been known to scalp a few older guys with pony tails.