I don't have any kids to sell

[matcom]

and that makes me sad :cry:

if i DID have kids i'd CERTAINLY sell them cause I want to travel more and that would make it easier.

so, with no kids all I can offer is a slightly used Pug with fairly low miles:



LET THE BIDDING WAR BEGIN!! :D

[ThomCat]

1. Awe... He's adorable!

Used how?

[idgiehkt]

3. "used how"

:rofl:

caveat emptor

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. It's matcom, so that's a very legitimate question.

[GOPisEvil]

2. No deal.

I suggest filming his antics and hoping to sell a few copies via the internet to people who are easily amused. :D

[Blue-Jay]

4. I'll open the bidding with TEN DOLLARS for that ugly damned thing.

[matcom]

8. well THAT won't get me far at a Montreal strip-club

:eyes:

[billyskank]

6. I've heard about that dog

I've heard it is extremely stupid.

Blame GOPisEvil. He spilled the beans. :)

[matcom]

9. he IS stupid

but GOPisEVIL actually LOST to him during a mock-game of Jeopardy :eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

12. No fair!!! He's such a dumbass that I was laughing too hard to answer!

:P

[KFC]

7. That damn alien has more than a few miles on it

5 bucks

[matcom]

10. but he can PEE STANDING UP!!

[Blue-Jay]

13. Can he write his name? I can.

That's no big deal.

Twelve Quatloos.

[trof]

32. No hands?

I didn't think so.
;-)

[trof]

15. Hell, I can do that. What else ya got?

[Pithlet]

11. I'll give you two kids for him.

They're fairly new, too. Mint condition :)

[trof]

14. Allow me to broker a deal for a very modest fee?

I happen to know an individual who just *may* have some kids available for adoption.
All it will cost you is tax, tags, carrying charges, shipping and handling, depletion allowance, end user fees, and restocking reimbursement. Plus gratuities.

I only ask a paltry 10%.

Please feel free to contact me 24/7 and I will gladly guide you through the process.
For the appropriate honorarium, of course.
:-)

[matcom]

16. sorry no deal. see #8

:P

[Mrs.Matcom]

17. If I thought for one moment

that I could get more money for matcom...I would sell him in a nano second!! There will be no selling of the pug!!! :grr: Your days are numbered Mr. I think I may just trade you in on a new model, I think I can write off the loss on my taxes...:think:

[matcom]

18. that won't do you any good. I have a stick-shift

you can't DRIVE a stick-shift :P

[GOPisEvil]

19. However, *I* can drive a stick shift no problem.

:P

[matcom]

21. yeah. i remember

:eyes:

i STILL have a bruise x(

[GOPisEvil]

24. It's not my fault you have no rhythm.

:grr:

[greatauntoftriplets]

37. If he has no rhythm, how is it that he has no kids???

Catholic roulette is damned dangerous.

[Mrs.Matcom]

22. Ah Ha!

That is right my schnookums GOP can drive a stick shift...actually we will sell it all and buy a nice house on the beach someplace warm! :*

[GOPisEvil]

25. Two words:

Costa Rica. :*

[Mrs.Matcom]

29. ooooooo!!!

Sounds good to me, I'll sell it all up here and just pack the bathing suit!!! see you soon sweets!! :*

[GOPisEvil]

30. Woohoo!!!!

:woohoo::*

[Midlodemocrat]

20. You can sell mine. And the ever wonderful Chessie the

wunderdog and the puppy who pees forever.

And, donate the proceeds to DU. I just want rid of them. :grr:

[matcom]

23. that doesn't fall under my Montreal strip-club plans EITHER

:grr:

[Midlodemocrat]

26. Fine. Use the proceeds for the strip club.

Just so you know, the boy has a cast on, so he's damaged goods.

[matcom]

28. oooo a damaged kid! I could take HIM to the strip-club WITH ME!

all the dancers will fawn all over him! i'll tell them I adopted him from a third-world state (Utah maybe) and that I 'rescued' him from certain death!

oh man am *I* getting laid in Montreal!!

:bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

38. Listen you scooter driving freak. If you think I am letting you take

my precious little boy to Montreal while you leave me here in red state hell, you better think again.

BTW, he's growing, so he eats A LOT. You might want to take out a loan to feed him. I had to, the little fucker.

[reyd reid reed]

27. I'll trade you...

I've got five kids, four cats, six fish, a turtle and a lizard.

No dog, though.

:cry:

[Mrs.Matcom]

31. nonononononoooooooo

My Kid just turned 21 last Thursday! No more child support!!! YEAH!!! no more kids...nononoononnnnnnnoooooooooo....:hi:

[reyd reid reed]

35. Awwwwww...you mean no more pitter-patter

of muddy little feet and the melodic tones of children shrieking "I'll get it! It's for meeeeeeeee!!!!" when the phone rings? No more damp jackets wadded up in a dark corner of the closet? No more sweaty gym socks crusting up under the bed?

How will you cope? What will you do????

Well...aside from regaining some semblance of a life and maybe remembering where you left your sanity...

:crazy:

[idgiehkt]

33. that is awesome

reyd reid reed =

[reyd reid reed]

36. HA!!!!

More like:

[Shine]

34. Wow, what a face!!

adorable...and I'm not even a "dog person".

Maybe it's a good thing you don't have kids. :D

:hi: