My cats breath smells like cat food.

[everythingsxen]

Discuss.

:evilgrin:

[Padraig18]

1. I'd only worry if it smelled like the neighbor, or the dog, or some such!

:P

[kixot]

2. My cheese's breath smells like cheese food.

processed cheese food

[ElsewheresDaughter]

3. my dog's (puppy) breathe smells like cat shit...he is a litterbox snacker

[ewagner]

7. LOL

Dog owners the world over know the truth you speak!

[TrogL]

4. I find myself saying this waaaaay to much lately

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!?!

[TrogL]

5. Pate smells like cat food

I wonder what would happen if you used cat food for pate at a party?

[frylock]

6. miss hoover, my worm went in my mouth and then I ate it.

can I have a new one?

[nuxvomica]

8. Is your name Ralph?

If it is, the nosebleeds will stop if you keep your finger out of there.

[everythingsxen]

9. Hey Ralph, hoow do those berries taste?

They.. taste.. like.. burning.

[jmowreader]

10. Cat milk tastes like cat food

When the Titty Boy's eyes opened a few days after he was born, we figured that it was time to start giving him a little bit of canned cat food. I went to the vet and got some Really Fancy Canned Kitten Food--this cost fifty cents for a very small can. I think it was Iams. His mom was eating Alpo and Friskies like it was going out of style.

When it was time to introduce the kitten food, I got two plates. I put a full can of Alpo on one, a spoonful of the $10,000/lb kitten food on the other, and set the two plates on the floor. Then I got the Titty Boy and set him in front of the kitten food.

The little orange bastard buried the $10,000/lb kitten food like it was a turd in the litter box, ran over to his mother's plate and ate about an ounce of hers before we pried him away from it. (And he wasn't real happy about us doing that, but we didn't want him to explode.) Good thing for me his mom liked the kitten food.

Only thing I can think of that would have caused him to bury the first solid food he'd ever seen in his life is that cat milk tastes like cat food, and expensive kitten food doesn't smell like what he was used to.

[peekaloo]

11. Was President Lincoln okay?

[Robb]

12. My cat's name is Mittens.Ê

Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!


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