Day 2 with no MrG...and I'm ready to sell the kids...

[ScreamingMeemie]

Any takers? Sometimes they take out the garbage. :hi:

[billyskank]

1. Only if you are part of the deal

:D

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Okay! But I'll probably be in a straightjacket...

:D :hi:

[billyskank]

5. Meh, no problem. I'll soon have you out of that

:hug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. .

:loveya:

[JanMichael]

3. do it! Put 'em on Ebay right now!

They are cute...they could go for alot--

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. You think? Hmmmm... I might try that!

:thumbsup: :hi:

[ThomCat]

7. Put them on E-Bay and show them the auction.

Tell them that if they get on your last nerve you're taking the best offer! :rofl:

(But only if they're old enough to know you're not serious, and can take the message and see the humor.)

[idgiehkt]

18. lol

that is so funny. Might be interesting to see how much you can get for them. Have to make sure it's obvious the bidding is their asking price, not what you'd pay to get rid of them.

[u4ic]

8. Send'em

to the workhouse!



:D

[ScreamingMeemie]

22. Please sir, can I have some more?

:hi:

[skygazer]

9. I had my kids believing that a local outlet store was the orphanage

I'd threaten them with it - "That's it! We're going to the orphanage!" and they'd wail and cry and promise to be good.

Then my damn sister took them there to shop one day and the cat was out of the bag. :grr: Damn meddling woman!*



*(before anyone accuses me of child abuse, the above story is a complete exaggeration - they still think it's the orphanage :hide: )

[ScreamingMeemie]

23. My son thought that 7/11 was an orphanage for about 2 years...

He asked his daddy one night where they were going, and MrG said,"The orphanage..." They stopped at 7-11 and got a slurpee. For two years he would beg his daddy...in public..."Please Daddy! Can't we please go to the orphanage? I wanna go to the orphanage!" :rofl:

God, us parents are twisted. :hi:

[zanne]

10. Don't you have rope? nt

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. That would be....

...messy. :hi:

[LostinVA]

11. Don't look at me

There are some major advantages from never being near semen.

The cats are enough.

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. WannaBe is fun to shop with.

:shrug:

[WannaBeGrumpy]

48. We went shopping today!!!

yay!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

61. Damn. I wish I could nominate this post.

I feel the same way.

[trof]

12. Why did we outlaw child labor?

You could be making some nifty pocket change.
:-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

28. That I could be...

...hmmmm...
...


....Mrs trof could use some help...no? :hi:

[Bunny]

13. Oh I'll take them!

Your girl is close to the same age as my oldest, and I've always thought it would be nice to have a little boy, so Baby Grumpy would be more than welcome. How much do you want for them, and will you accept payments?? :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. Free to a home as good as yours!

:D

[buddhamama]

14. i'll take them for a reasonable fee

:) :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

30. You'll love them! They're very well behaved...

Pay no attention to what I just said. BabyG is being an angel right now... ...while he's sleeping. :hi: :hug:

[Crazy Dave]

15. Yeah....send them to work for Kathy Lee in one of her sweatshops

Remember that? OMG the late night talk shows didn't have to work very hard for material while that was going on. I think Leno said something like, "Don't let their young appearance and small size fool you, these kids can hand sew a Britney Spears sweater in less than five minutes" :rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

Hehehehe...

:hi:

That they didn't. :D

[Deja Q]

16. Not into children, sorry...

:(

[Haole Girl]

17. No thanks!

The last kids I took, for an afternoon, drove me insane. I returned them, after 2 hours, to their parents (and not a moment too soon)! :hi: :pals:

[ScreamingMeemie]

33. Mine are pretty good...and they only appear to drive me crazy.

Everyone else adores them because "they're so well behaved" :eyes: :D :hi:

[petronius]

19. Are they strong enough to pull a plow? Do they have all their teeth?

What's your return policy? There really isn't enough info here to make an informed purchasing decision...

[ScreamingMeemie]

35. As long as I'm at the same address... you may return them.

Pay no attention to the for sale sign in the front yard. :hi:

[merh]

20. how about you just let them run wild until MrG gets back

then they will be rotten and he can deal with them, you come out smelling like a rose, they get what they deserve and MrG holds the title and feels like his place is safe.


:) :hi:


"just wait till your father gets home" <<<<<<<<<<< a very powerful statement!

:hug: :loveya:

[WannaBeGrumpy]

26. I feel very hurt right now, MOMMY!!!!

That was straight to the heart! :cry: :(

[merh]

52. Sugah, there were 9 of us

I know or participated in or developed all of the tricks :)

"Wait till your father comes home" would send chills up my spine. :9

Your mom has it easy ;)

And she thinks you rock! :hug:

[WannaBeGrumpy]

54. She better...after all the nice things i say about her....

I can't believe she defamed me like that!! :shrug:

[merh]

56. She is just trying to throw you off, keep you off balance a bit

She doesn't want you to grow up all conceded and with a big head! :crazy:

Did you take the garbage out by chance?

What's your room look like?

She adores you, you are pretty darned lucky, cause she is pretty neat herself! :hi:

[WannaBeGrumpy]

57. Hey how do you know about the garbage!? actulaay...

i'm dealing with that in the morning!

[merh]

58. I certainly hope you deal with it, before DaddyG gets home!

Is it still snowing up your way? (Y'all have had snow, haven't ya?)

It's like 70 degrees here and I just put the garbage out on the curb!

:hi:

[WannaBeGrumpy]

59. No snow ...it was actually relatively warm today!

I wish it was 70 degrees! I hate cold!

[merh]

60. Well, at least it was relatively warm today.

We won't get cold weather here until end of November into December and then it's nothing like what you all deal with.

I'm not much for cold and snow either.

[WannaBeGrumpy]

62. lucky!

winter is depressing!

[merh]

63. I bet it is - I need the sun

and I can't stand to be bundled up - I'm too short and fat for that, all the overcoats and I look like the grape girl on Willy Wonka :silly:

If ever I get a house built, you and your Mom are welcome to come here for mardi gras! You can bring Daddy & BabyG too if you want. ;)

[ScreamingMeemie]

36. I admit to the "That's it...I'm calling Daddy" line every once in awhile..

:rofl: :hug: :loveya:

[WannaBeGrumpy]

41. Just with Jamez though! I GOOD I REALLY good!!

WAHHH!!!

[merh]

55. And so you should!

Don't let them run rough shot over you x(

Lucky for you, MrG will be home soon. Reunions and justice, just around the corner! :silly:

:hug: :loveya:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

21. Send them to my house.

I am the mean aunt my friends threaten their kids with. :evilgrin: Not really. I'm just strict.
Actually, your daughter would probably love it here. We'd go shopping and giggle. I get giggly around teen girls for some reason. And I hate that when I'm not involved. LMAO
Duckie

[ScreamingMeemie]

37. Yes...yes she would...

She loves shopping. Lots and lots of shopping. We went shopping tonight in fact. :D

[YellowRubberDuckie]

43. LOL.

We did on our lunch hour today.
Duckie

[ScreamingMeemie]

44. See? You two are made for each other...

Did I mention that BabyG is a very good cuddler? And he draws the most hysterical pictures. :D

[YellowRubberDuckie]

46. You know you'd miss them...

And I wouldn't want to put you thru that. :evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

49. You're probably right...maybe....

:D :hi:

Hey! How are things?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

64. We're doing great!

We leave for our big camping trip at the butt crack of dawn on Saturday! We're going to Buffalo National River in Arkansas. I'm SOOOO Excited!
:hi:

[WannaBeGrumpy]

24. You sell me and I scream...I mean it! You couldn't last a day w\o me!!

HAHA!!!

[greatauntoftriplets]

31. You know, she really couldn't....

She misses Mr. G. Lots. Please go hug her. :hug:

[WannaBeGrumpy]

34. I've huggged her a lot today...

about a gazillion billion times!

[ScreamingMeemie]

39. It was only a brazillion...

:eyes:

[WannaBeGrumpy]

45. How much is that!?

:rofl:

[greatauntoftriplets]

47. You are a ood daughter...

Please hug her again before you all go to bed.

[WannaBeGrumpy]

51. for a second I thought you called me an odd daughter!!!

:spray:

[ScreamingMeemie]

53. That was a given Sweetie.

:hi:

[greatauntoftriplets]

67. Damn, I meant a GOOD daughter!!!

Sorry, didn't see this until now. I was tired and needed my bed.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

32. Deep breaths, Mama....

They'll be adorable in the morning. :)

[ScreamingMeemie]

38. One of them already is...

...he's sleeping. :D :hi:

[calico1]

40. Oooh, good thing I looked at

WannaBe's picture. I was going to suggest you put a little vodka in their milk but that would be a bad idea. :P

How about intimidating them and making them very scared of you? You know, like in Mommie Dearest.


:rofl: :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

42. No Wire Hangers!!!

Except we wouldn't have any hangers left. Plastic ones break for some reason. :D

[calico1]

50. Damn those plastic hangers.

You just don't get the same effect! :D

[bigwillq]

65. I'll take them.

They're good kids. I would be more than happy to be their daddy! :)

:hug: :loveya:

[MissMillie]

66. I'm going the other route... I'm going to run away from home

My 19 year-old son and his friend who lives w/ us have been more than just a little remiss about doing their fair share of the chores, and I've really kind of had it.

I had a co-worker call my house today and, pretending to be a prespective landlord, leave a message on the answering machine that the apartment I called about (lol) is indeed available Dec 1 and yes, pets are ok.

Maybe if my son believes I'm about to jump ship he'll straighten up and fly right.

If he doesn't I can always back up the threat and actually move out.

[BreweryYardRat]

68. How much are you asking for WannaBe?

:evilgrin: