Ernie & Bert doing drugs (EVIL VIDEO)

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Some Friday humor on a Monday for you
This video is VILE... yet sooooo good

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[Taverner]

1. Just wish I knew German

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2. Translation

Ernie says, cool, it's the weekend. I wonder what drug I'll get smashed on today? Heroin? No, that'll make this place like someplace the monsters would live at. LSD? (something about how fucked up it will make him and make the place look like znnsdsfsousp... I couldn't understand that part) Cocaine? No... that won't do ME any good... I don't have a nose! (Ernie laughs)

Bert comes in and Ernie complains to him that Bert is smoking Ernie's last joint. Bert laughs it off. The police knock on the door and demand Ernie and Bert open it. Ernie panics and warns Bert about the police, but Bert continues to smoke and doesn't care. Ernie then begs Bert to consume all the drugs so they won't be seen by the cops when the cops enter. Bert agrees to. Ernie names off each drug as he feeds it to Bert... "LSD?" Bert eats the pills, yum yum yum. "Cocaine?" Ernie dumps a Scarface amount of coke in Bert's mouth and Bert consumes it. "Heroin." Ernie slams a syringe in Bert's head. THUD. "Thanks, Bert!" Ernie goes to answer the door.

Bert passes out while Ernie, we hear, is asked off-screen by the police if he happens to have seen a missing dog the cops are looking for. Ernie says he hasn't, and comes back in the room.

Ernie sees Bert has passed out on the floor from all the drugs and says a punchline I can't quite make out, and then he laughs. The clip ends there.

[jus_the_facts]

3. Here's a picture of the Muppets darkside...

:D

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4. Oscar moved off that street! ROFL

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[NoPasaran]

5. Man, I must be wasted

Those dudes sounded like they were speaking German!

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6. Heh heh... I'm sure you're kidding, but...

... they were. The translation of what they were saying's posted above.
Enjoy. :)