my buddy found an empty potato chip wrapper beside his girlfriend's bed

[leftofthedial]

Should he sleep in that bed with her, or should he make her change the sheets first.

[ContraBass Black]

1. There are certain places that you just don't want crunchy, crumbly things.

:scared:

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. As long as there are no crumbs or stray chips, I say go for it...

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

3. sometimes you gotta carb up before going in!

[petronius]

4. You know, back in junior high school I would have thought that this

was a perfect opportunity for a 'fish and chips' joke. Fortunately I'm a grown-up now and I realize that that sort of childish inanity just leads to deleted posts and locked threads...

[leftofthedial]

5. sniff, sniff

pass the malt vinegar . . .

[Shine]

6. Hey it's better than an empty condom wrapper...that ISN'T his!

:evilgrin:

[Parche]

7. potato chip

Depends on if it was a 'Lays' potato chip or a 'kettle' chip????

[leftofthedial]

8. I was waiting for a "lays" joke . . .

but "kettle" . . . ?

:rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

9. She's been snacking again, that BITCH!

[Deja Q]

10. I hope they weren't the fat free Olestra stuff...

:hurts:
(and not in the loo either...)