Can we discuss Tiger Woods wife for a minute?

[matcom]

and more specifically the fact she has a TWIN SISTER!!!! :wow:



Elin and Josephin Nordegren

:wow:

[MrCoffee]

1. W-O-R-D up.

[Parche]

2. twin

I would like to use my '8' iron on her!!!!!!!! That would be a hole in one

[petronius]

3. You'd go with an iron and not the wood?

Different strokes for different folks, I guess...

[kay1864]

4. You just KNOW that Tiger's said to her at some point...

"Hey, honey? For our 10th anniversary, do you suppose....?"

[matcom]

6. 10th anniversary?

i would have asked for THAT on our WEDDING NIGHT!

:hide:

[Taverner]

5. Eh. Leave the barbie dolls to the boys

I like my Rachael Ray's and Page Davis' thank you :)

[matcom]

8. YAY!! more for ME!!

:bounce:

[Fox Mulder]

7. Dayum!

:wow:

[GOPisEvil]

9. Can you imagine being HER husband AND Tiger's brother in law?

Game over. :thumbsup:

[matcom]

10. Matcom, welcome to heaven

and you didn't think it even EXISTED! :7

[GOPisEvil]

11. "Uh, hey Tiger, you think you can line up a job for me or something?"

President of the fan club? Official lackey? Anything? Maybe at Nike?

[matcom]

12. lingerie picker-outter for wife and sister-in-law?

oh and lollipop purchaser

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

14. Hey Tiger, I heard Stevie call you a bad word...

...I can be your caddie, right? I mean, you don't really NEED a caddy to help with your game, just someone to carry the bag and yell at assholes in the gallery. I can do that, and I'll work cheaper.

[matcom]

15. you go caddy for Tiger

'momma' and sister need a pool-boy :bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

16. When Tiger wins, EVERYONE wins!

:bounce:

I bet I'd get free Buicks, too!

[Midlodemocrat]

17. See? Told you that whole atheist thing was gonna bite you in the ass

someday.


:hide:

[matcom]

18. she (they) can bite my ass ANYDAY

or anywhere ELSE for THAT matter! :bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

22. Pfft. You say that to ALL the twins.

[MrCoffee]

13. Merry friggin' christmas!

[Deja Q]

19. Only if it involves Tiger's Wood...

:spray:

[LA lady]

20. No pictures but....

Dr. Phil's daughter in law is a TRIPLET and they all posed for Playboy. Don't you know he loves that!!

[idgiehkt]

21. she's one of these:

which one, I have no idea.

edit: I just wonder...why do men want two or three women that look just a like? I mean, if you got to have a couple or three wouldn't you want them to look a little different, like Charlie's Angels or something? And you couldn't watch or anything, because that would be incest. I don't think I'd want mine related.