Compose a limerick

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Here's mine.


A woman may date now and then,
A gay man may date five or ten.
But both of them make
The tragic mistake
Of falling in love with their men.


(And I am gay so I can get away with saying that.)

[philosophie_en_rose]

1. .

There once was a man from New Haven.
He knew his soul needed some savin'
He drank a few cans
And drove drunk in a van
like his family, he's nothing but craven.

[begin_within]

2. Excellent - took me a minute to "get it" - which makes it excellenter

[Deep13]

3. I think that is about the "president."