What should I do to become more of a Lady?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

[datasuspect]

1. always remember that a lady's virtue is her most

prized possession. it is worth more than all the riches in the world, yet no amount will return its grace once a lady becomes sullied.

[BarenakedLady]

3. Crap

I'm screwed.

:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. what is this virture of which you speak?

[datasuspect]

5. "virtue"

you know, virtue.

oops, this isn't the 19th century, my bad.

[jobycom]

16. Virtue (n): strength, courage, bravery. From the Latin Virtus, meaning

strength. Derived from Vir, meaning man.

So, to be a proper lady, you should be more manly, is what she means, I guess. :shrug:

[democracyindanger]

2. Get my beer quicker.

[datasuspect]

6. and know how i like my steak

[One_Life_To_Give]

7. Without getting the thread locked

could be difficult. }(

[BreweryYardRat]

8. Damn straight.

:evilgrin:

[Deep13]

9. Marry a nobleman.

[youthere]

10. Don't pee in the sink..

unless you take the dishes out first. That's class.

[wildhorses]

11. you lost your chance when you

did NOT wear high heels to pick apples:P:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

12. Just be yourself

And don't let anyone define to you what a "lady is" or should be

[Fleshdancer]

13. wear a dress and heels when vaccuming?

That's Donna Reed old school lady shit right there my friend. I do it sometimes and I swear the roomba works better when I put on a little lipstick. ;)

[calico1]

14. Pearls too. You can't forget those.

You have to look your best always even if you are cleaning out your garage. And a proper lady never loses her temper or swears. Or sweats.

:rofl:

[HEyHEY]

15. Stop posting photos of your breasts

:shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. yeah we really arent so different from the fundies...

[CanuckAmok]

18. Marry a Lord?

Jack Lord



Traci Lords



John Lithgow (Lord in Shrek)



Lord



Little Lord Fauntleroy



Peter Sellers, photographed by Lord Snowdon



Lord Rooker (presently single)



The House of Lords (take your pick)