My Christmas parody songs

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

See, Kenny G and Streisand aren't the only Jews that do gratuitous Christmas songs :evilgrin:

(to the tune of My Favorite Things)

Diamonds for me
chunks of coal for the masses
driving my SUV
guzzling gasses
so much consuming
it makes my heart sing
Why bother having a favorite thing?

Help the economy
and go visit Disney
screw global warming
it doesn't affect me
We have it all
and yet, still we want more
thrift and conserving
are truly a bore

It's more tasteful
to be wasteful
just eat half your plate
and


run out and buy
all your favorite things
the starving and POOOOOOOOOR

can wait!



TO the tune of Winter Wonderland


Asscroft knows
what you're doing
your computer..he's viewing
so watch what you click
sig heil, Bush and Dick

Living in a New World Orderland

(bridge)

Bush's grandpa traded with the Nazis

Then his daddy ran the CIA

Now he acts like he won the election

by throwing half the valid votes away


Later on in the season
they'll convict me of treason
it's not far away
so watch what you say
Living in a New World Orderland

[flamingyouth]

1. HA HA - Thank you!!!

I'm going to share this with my friends today. Very appropriate.

I remember fondly Bloom County's Reagan carols from the '80s. I have to get out my BC books to find them, now that you've brought back those great memories! :hi:

[jus_the_facts]

2. Jingle Bells....

....Jingle Bells....Mad Cow's on it's waaaay....Oh how NOT fun it is to eat....the tainted meat...what more can you saaaayyy..OOOOOOH...Jingle Bells...Jingle Bells...Mad Cow's on it's waaaay....we're so screwed...there is NO MORE FOOD....so for the holiday...let's all slay the USDA! :evilfrown:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. Merry Kissmus darlin'!

[jus_the_facts]

5. Backatcha Sweetheart!

:hug: :*

[Zomby Woof]

4. Brilliant! As always!

:D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. evening kick

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. nother shameless fucking kick

[Hillsey]

8. cute

[devilgrrl]

9. This one is kind of tasteless...

and some of you may have see it before but here goes.

DING! Fries are done.

http://load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries/

[elperromagico]

10. I have a particularly evil Christmas parody.

I did this when I was twelve, so the humor is hardly surprising.

Oh, you better not shout
You better not scream
He's gonna douse you in gasoline
Santa Claus is coming to town

Oh, you better not whine
You better not cry
He's gonna beat you until you die
Santa Claus is coming to town

For lighter fluid's the substance
That he just did acquire
You better look out, you little shits
He'll set your ass on fire

Oh, you better watch our
You better keep clean
Better look out, that bastard's mean
Santa Claus is coming to town

[Cleita]

11. Please tell me that someone wrote the Dumbya bells song.