What did I get my wife for Christmas?

[underpants]

We decided to go "small" this year anyway but suddenly we ran into a big expense that we definitely weren't expecting but it's for a good thing.

So what do you think an old romantic like myself would get for his lovely wife?

[displacedtexan]

1. Lacey? Not Peterson Pieces Parts, I hope...

unless you've been lurking around EBay again, underpants!


and I'm in no mood to hear how sick and twisted this post is. It's xmas, damn it!

[underpants]

3. Ooooooooooo!

:spank: Bad displacedtexan bad! :spank:

[matcom]

2. is it padded?

or one of those wood-grained ones :D

[underpants]

4. Ours is padded

Why not live like kings ...I always say.

:bounce:

[displacedtexan]

7. Please tell me you didn't!

You didn't actually purchase a toilet seat as a gift, did you? Jesus is watching, the angels are weeping, and karma is about to do a whoop-ass dance on your head!

[underpants]

10. No

It was free with the purchase of a laser leveler

:bounce:

[SammyWinstonJack]

5. MY husband asked me what I wanted for Christmas

before he left for work this morning. I said, nothing. Should have asked for a toilet seat. :silly: Think I'll go call him now.

[displacedtexan]

8. Careful What you wish for, texasblueeyes!

My fam is theeeeeeeeee wwwwwooooooooorrrrrrrrsssssttttttttt at gift giving, or as they say today, 'gifting.' (Gag me now!)

The worst mistake I ever made was saying, 'nothing' when asked what I wanted for xmas... major crap alert under the tree!

[felonious thunk]

6. A bowling ball that says "underpants" on it?

[underpants]

9. Dammit

Where were you with that idea yesterday?

[displacedtexan]

11. Never fear!

Take your bowling ball to the engraving kiosk in the mall.

And take a camera for the pimply teenager's reaction to your request!

[felonious thunk]

12. Yeah, but hope your wife doesn't start bowling

and almost have an affair with a guy named Jacques.